{"id":829,"date":"2009-12-29T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=829"},"modified":"2009-12-29T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T17:00:05","slug":"xcessmas-when-am-i-going-to-get-a-real-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"Xcessmas: When am I going to get a real holiday?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To run out of batteries during the holidays, especially on Christmas morning when all the kids and half the adults are screaming for their new toys. n.<\/em>, A battery or personal energy shortage created by over-consumption.<\/p>\n

\"When<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Xcessmas<\/strong>: \/eksesm\u00c9\u2122s<\/em>\/ Kris finally had enough of Xcessmas and collapsed into his Lazyboy to sleep for a week. Etymology:<\/em> excess (an amount of something that is more than necessary, permitted, or desirable) + Xmas (shortened version of Christmas) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Xcessmas:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-12-25: 10:07:00<\/em>
Sounds like a good idea!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Celleighride<\/strong>: \/sell ay ryde<\/em>\/ It was time for the annual Christmas Celleighride. It became evident when the carol singing slightly changed. They subtlely sang Watt Child Is This?; I’ll be ohm for Christmas;etc. Their batteries were losing power and only a celleighride to the local 7-11, the only shop open on this day, to get AA, AAA, C, D cell batteries would do. Poor Nick, he needed recharged himself, but to keep the peace, he’d make the trip and drag his exhausted self through the winter’s exhaust. Their annual celebration always became a cellebration. Joule have a Blue Christmas without them! Etymology:<\/em> Cell (a device that delivers an electric current as the result of a chemical reaction) & Sleigh Ride (Popular Christmas Song and activity outdoors) Seligh also rhymes with slay (to kill something, like a battery)’ Joule (a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second). Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Festique<\/strong>: \/fest-teeg<\/em>\/ Festigue usually sets in about noon on Christmas Eve because of all the shopping and partying the last two weeks. I’m just too tired to enjoy the holiday.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> festive + fatigue
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Xmashausted<\/strong>: \/ex-mas-aus-ted<\/em>\/ By 10:00pm Christmas Eve my energy supply was totally xmashausted along with my batteries, cookies, dip and my happy holiday feeling, and I was ready to toss everyone out of the house so I could go to bed. Etymology:<\/em> xmas: shortened form of the word Christmas often mispronounsed as ex-mas + exhausted: to wear out completely; to drain resourses Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To run out of batteries during the holidays, especially on Christmas morning when all the kids and half the adults are screaming for their new toys. n., A battery or personal energy shortage created by over-consumption. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Xcessmas: \/eksesm\u00c9\u2122s\/ Kris finally had enough of Xcessmas and … Continue reading Xcessmas: When am I going to get a real holiday?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}