{"id":834,"date":"2010-01-05T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=834"},"modified":"2010-01-05T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T17:00:04","slug":"doppeldigitize-this-is-the-real-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=834","title":{"rendered":"Doppeldigitize: This is the real me."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection. v.<\/em> To fall in love with a photoshopped image yourself.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Doppeldigitize<\/strong>: \/dop pel dij it eyze<\/em>\/ Dorothy liked to communicate with many on-line friends. She felt much safer and sexier by having her real photo go through a doppeldigitze process, so that she looked younger, fairer, thinner and more attractive and possibly even a richer persona. Of course, at this rate, she could never risk meeting these friends in person, lest they see they had been fooled. What she failed to understand was that they also doppeldigitized themselves, so that she could never recognize them from their photo-shopped images. Sadly, these were the most honest and real friends she had ever cultivated. Etymology:<\/em> Doppel (German for Double; a Doppelganger is someone’s exact double, thought by many to be seen on a different parallel as an exact double or even an evil twin) & Digitize (put into digital form, as for use in a computer;to change into computer format) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Pixosis<\/strong>: \/pix-os-is<\/em>\/ Her psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> pixel + osis (disorder, or abnormal state)
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Prisstine<\/strong>: \/prist\u00c4\u201cn<\/em>\/ There are two Judys. The one that most people see on a daily basis and the online one. The first is sort of plain with limp brown hair, the other looks like she should be on the cover of a fashion magazine. The online Judy is prisstine. Her skin is flawless, the hair perfect. It should be. She has borrowed almost all her features from top models. There is a portion of one nostril that remains from her original photo. Most of her **real world** friends haven’t signed up for her facebook page because they don*t recognize her. Etymology:<\/em> prissy (fussily and excessively respectable) + pristine (in its original condition; unspoiled) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Slimmaging<\/strong>: \/slim-ma-ging<\/em>\/ Slimmaging lets everyone see the real me — a svelte rock and roll diva who can still tear it up in a black leather jumpsuit. Pay no attention to the grandmother baking cookies in the kitchen singing nursery rhymes to a two year old, that’s just some woman who lives in my house. Etymology:<\/em> slimming: to become or make slim; slender + imaging: the mind’s eye; the ability to perform mental images Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection. v. To fall in love with a photoshopped image yourself. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Doppeldigitize: \/dop pel dij it eyze\/ Dorothy liked to communicate with many … Continue reading Doppeldigitize: This is the real me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}