{"id":84,"date":"2007-05-21T14:38:47","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T18:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=84"},"modified":"2019-03-14T17:44:43","modified_gmt":"2019-03-15T00:44:43","slug":"verbotoweek-jabberwocky-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: Jabberwocky Wins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations <a href=\"Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s easy overall winner was Jabberwocky with five strong words:<a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7024&amp;definition_id=166\"> dresspionage<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7055&amp;definition_id=167\">inadequacedey<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7085&amp;definition_id=168\">peddlerpushers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7114&amp;definition_id=169\">stunveilment<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7145&amp;definition_id=170\">reflexcellegy<\/a>.<br \/>\nMost verbotomists find it hard to come up with one, or two good words a week, but five definitely deserves the week&#8217;s honours. Congratulations!<\/p>\n<p>And dear Jabberwocky, please answer this question: Which defintion and word are you going to choose for your Cup of Verbotomy?<\/p>\n<p>You can see the final results here:<br \/>\n<a title=\"winners\" href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomists.php?week=2007-05-14\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomists.php?week=2007-05-14<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>To The Definitions:<\/strong><br \/>\nThis week&#8217;s task was again to take five social situations and capsulize them into one word, instead of fifteen, or twenty. Not an easy assignment, but our creative and dynamic Verbotomists met the challenges in interesting, humourous and demiurgic ways. Bravo to all.<br \/>\nWe saw a cash challenged shopper <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7002&amp;definition_id=166\">shropp<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7021&amp;definition_id=166\">stashandcarry<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7028&amp;definition_id=166\">consumouflage<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7022&amp;definition_id=166\">delayaway<\/a> and commit <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7024&amp;definition_id=166\">dresspionage<\/a> while the <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7089&amp;definition_id=168\">floorstalkers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7088&amp;definition_id=168\">shopcreepers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7099&amp;definition_id=168\">clurks<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7085&amp;definition_id=168\">peddlerpushers<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7083&amp;definition_id=168\">salesassassins<\/a> lurked in the background trying to make a sale and a quick buck.<br \/>\nThe impenetrable packaging on our goods created bloody fingernails, as well as <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7068&amp;definition_id=167\">cellopain<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7046&amp;definition_id=167\">attackaging<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7057&amp;definition_id=167\">shrinkorrhage<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7063&amp;definition_id=167\">incaplasticate<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7048&amp;definition_id=167\">autodiscomutilate<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7136&amp;definition_id=167\">peelandheal<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe last two situations focused on our human need to answer that damn phone no matter what, causing <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7141&amp;definition_id=170\">automatonate<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7157&amp;definition_id=170\">callflex<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7170&amp;definition_id=170\">comproinstinctivringobsession<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7143&amp;definition_id=170\">oughtoreply<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7160&amp;definition_id=170\">phonepulsion<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7140&amp;definition_id=170\">technobliged<\/a> and the nightmarish image of having to start a project all over again from point zero causing a <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7111&amp;definition_id=169\">plightbulbmoment<\/a>, an <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7120&amp;definition_id=169\">eslipphany<\/a>, an <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7115&amp;definition_id=169\">apocalapse<\/a>, an <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7106&amp;definition_id=169\">oemeffgy<\/a>, or an <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7132&amp;definition_id=169\">ohnoment<\/a>.<br \/>\nFor all five definitions and situations our Verbotomists created amazing and brilliant Verboticisms! THANK YOU ALL!!<\/p>\n<p>Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:<br \/>\n1. <a href=\"\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7147\">Ringstinct<\/a> Created by: toadstool57<br \/>\n2. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7024&amp;definition_id=166\">Dresspionage<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky<br \/>\n3. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7058&amp;definition_id=167\">Incapackitate<\/a> Created by: Clayton<br \/>\n4. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7091&amp;definition_id=168\">Commissionary<\/a> Created by: toadstool57<br \/>\n5. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7114&amp;definition_id=169\">Stunveilment <\/a>Created by: Jabberwocky<br \/>\n6. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7046&amp;definition_id=167\">Attackaging <\/a>Created by: iwasatripwire<br \/>\n7. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7068&amp;definition_id=167\">Cellopain<\/a> Created by: ErWenn<br \/>\n8. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7145&amp;definition_id=170\">Reflexcellegy<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky<br \/>\n9. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7085&amp;definition_id=168\">Peddlerpushers<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky<br \/>\n10. <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7099&amp;definition_id=168\">Clurk<\/a> Created by: Osomatic<\/p>\n<p><strong>Five Under Valued Words<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are five of our under-voted favorites<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7005&amp;definition_id=166\">Shushguise<\/a> Created by: mana1066<br \/>\n* <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7136&amp;definition_id=167\">Peelandheal <\/a>Created by: surfstang<br \/>\n* <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7134&amp;definition_id=169\">Shocktasm<\/a> Created by: surfstang<br \/>\n* <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7106&amp;definition_id=169\">Oemeffgy<\/a> Created by: ohwtepph<br \/>\n* <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=7170&amp;definition_id=170\">Comproinstinctivringobsession<\/a> Created by: grasshopper<\/p>\n<p>Your dumbling observer,<\/p>\n<p><em>Weeklink<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations Jabberwocky: This week&#8217;s easy overall winner was Jabberwocky with five strong words: dresspionage, inadequacedey, peddlerpushers, stunveilment and reflexcellegy. Most verbotomists find it hard to come up with one, or two good words a week, but five definitely deserves the week&#8217;s honours. Congratulations! 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