{"id":844,"date":"2010-01-19T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=844"},"modified":"2010-01-19T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:00:05","slug":"wrestlemateia-theres-no-way-a-guy-with-a-mono-brow-is-marrying-my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=844","title":{"rendered":"Wrestlemateia: There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v.<\/em> To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Wrestlemateia<\/strong>: \/res-uhl-mate-eeah<\/em>\/ She was prepared to battle royal with her parents using arm locks and body slams for this latest beau. Because of his lower class status and occasional grunts, she was expecting an all out wrestlemateia. <\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> wrestlemania + mate<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Mrrightoutofleftfield<\/strong>: \/mis ter rite out of left feeld<\/em>\/ The big day to meet the parents had been set and Alice nervously brought her Mr. Right home. Her father Ned was very curious about the man who could capture his little princess’ heart. Alice had been a straight A student, cheerleader, volunteer, model, singer, great cook, beauty queen and had earned a scholarship and got her Phd in Astrophysics. When they arrived at the door, Ned was unprepared for the unkempt, illiterate, grimy trogolodyte who Alice had driven over. His name was Albert Capone, he grunted in answer to her father’s pointed questions and leered at Alice’s Mom, Phyllis in an entirely inappropriate way, while necking with Alice. Mr Right turned out to be Mrrightoutofleftfield, a caring father’s nightmare. Alice would hear no bad things about him from her Dad and thought he was being unfair. She finally saw the light, literally, when the FBI Helicopter spotlighted their home and many agents swarmed them arresting Al on the spot for multiple charges including income tax evasion. Ned has now taken charge of finding a suitable replacement for Albert. Afterall, Father knows best. Etymology:<\/em> Mr Right (The man who would be the perfect mate)& Out of Left Field (an unexpected, bizarre, or unwatched source (especially in the phrases out of left field and from left field… a baseball reference) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Misterrightfight<\/strong>: \/mister-right-fight<\/em>\/ Carol was headed for a misterrightfight with her parents. So what if Dylan’s a jobless, penniless, detention center drop-out and his pants droop under his butt so you can see his boxers? So what if his goal in life is to be the next Eminem, and all his friends are rappers and gangstas. She loves him and that’s all they’ll ever need for a lifetime of happiness. Her parents just don’t understand. Etymology:<\/em> Mister Right: the man of your dreams + fight: argument; row Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

Spartner<\/strong>: \/spart – nur<\/em>\/ Because Jeffrey caused such adverse reactions among her family and friends, which often led to fights, Emily was starting to think of him as a spartner instead of a partner. Etymology:<\/em> spar (to fight), partner Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Spartner:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-15: 23:35:00<\/em>
spartacular word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=mate<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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