{"id":846,"date":"2010-01-21T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T17:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=846"},"modified":"2010-01-21T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T17:00:07","slug":"fidough-i-am-deeply-saddened-by-my-masters-departure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"Fidough: I am deeply saddened by my master’s departure…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v.<\/em> To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Fidough<\/strong>: \/f\u00c4\u00abd\u00c5\u008d<\/em>\/ Once the old lady kicked the bucket her beloved pooch was rolling in fidough. Etymology:<\/em> fido (a generic name for a pet dog)+ dough (money) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-19: 17:42:00<\/em>
Doh!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gerbwill<\/strong>: \/jerb wil<\/em>\/ In his last Gerbwill and Testament, Old Man Lemming left all the money he had squirrelled away to his pets, all of whom were rodents and made Bill the Gerbil his executor. His daughter, Peggy Lemming, thought this was an oddicile and hired a lawyer to contest it. The lawyer interrogated all the heirs, including the rat and the mouse, who both squealed. As he suspected, the rodents had hamstered the Old Man’s meds, so that he got confused and rewrote the new gerbwill. Peggy got her revenge on the rodents when she used her inheritance to buy several large cats for the mansion. Etymology:<\/em> Gerbil (pet rodent) & Will (a legal document declaring a person’s wishes regarding the disposal of their property when they die)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Petheir<\/strong>: \/pet-(h)air<\/em>\/ Fluffy, Uncle Bob’s petheir apparent, shed on everyone and everything. Lying in his coffin, Uncle Bob even had the silky white strands statically clinging onto his trousers. Dear Uncle Bob got to take some of his beloved Fluffy with him and, according to his will, the rest was left to us to clean after the little furball as long as he lived. After the reading of the will, Fluffy decided to spend the remainder of his life in Uncle Bob’s mansion in Hawaii so we had to move there. After all, it was what Uncle Bob wanted.
\n Etymology:<\/em> wordplay on pet hair: lovely decorative bits of fur that cling to pants, skirts, walls, pots, pans, food, etc….pet: animal kept for amusement or companionship + heir: one who inherits an estate through a will Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-19: 17:41:00<\/em>
petheirlarious<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Benefishiary<\/strong>: \/ben uh FISH ee ayr ee<\/em>\/ Goldie the goldfish’s faithful owner left Goldie his entire (very sizeable)estate, so that she “could continue to live in the manner to which she was accustomed.” After Goldie’s death, the remainder would go to the owner’s favorite charity, Fishies First. The angry relatives, all of whom were cut out of the will, just found it pretty fishy. Etymology:<\/em> beneficiary + fishy Created by:<\/em> karenanne.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-20: 19:20:00<\/em>
Holy Mackerel, what a great word. I’m telling you this just for the halibut!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hamster<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n., An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v. To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fidough: \/f\u00c4\u00abd\u00c5\u008d\/ Once the old lady kicked … Continue reading Fidough: I am deeply saddened by my master’s departure…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}