{"id":847,"date":"2010-01-22T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=847"},"modified":"2010-01-22T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T17:00:04","slug":"awedition-eat-or-youll-turn-into-a-boneless-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=847","title":{"rendered":"Awedition: Eat! Or you’ll turn into a boneless chicken."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, Cautionary advice provided by parents to their children, often makes no logical sense but carries enough emotional weight to affect the child’s behavior. v.<\/em> To warn of danger through the judicious use of exaggeration.<\/p>\n

\"Eat!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Awedition<\/strong>: \/aw-dish-un<\/em>\/ Parents awedition their children because it is a fast, easy way to get the behaviour they expect. Unfortunately, when children are put through too many aweditions and are older, they do not trust anything their parents tell them. Etymology:<\/em> awe (apprehension, dread, fear, fright, horror, shock, stupefaction, terror) + condition
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-20: 19:21:00<\/em>
awedsome!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Animaliplify<\/strong>: \/an eemal plee fye<\/em>\/ Henrietta Capon had a lesson for her son, Alfonso, the heir to the Capon di Tutti Capon title. She tried to animalipify that if he made a wrong decision, without his consigliere, he would suffer the consequences. Without a peep or a chirp he would find himself the victim of fowl play. With his weapon cocked, he was a poultry excuse for his roost hero, Gary Cooper. Eggsistentialism eluded him, he became a Friar, gave and tried to pullet into a chickmonaskstery…without being hendered. The cluck stops here… Etymology:<\/em> Animal (creature;a living organism characterized by voluntary movement) ^ Amplify (exaggerate or make bigger; to enlarge beyond bounds or the truth) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Embullshitishment<\/strong>: \/embo\u00c5\u008flshitishm\u00c9\u2122nt<\/em>\/ Billy grew in a world of embullshitishment. His parents would tell him **Step on a crack and you*ll break your mother*s back**. **Eat your vegetables or the dog will eat your foot**. The world can only wait to see how he will encourage his own children. Etymology:<\/em> embellishment (a decorative detail or feature added to something to make it more attractive) + bullshit (stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-20: 06:26:00<\/em>
tee-hee!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Exaggerisk<\/strong>: \/ex – aj – ur – isk<\/em>\/ Shelly tended to exaggerisk when she talked to her boys about the dangers lurking in the neighborhood. She was a bit paranoid after seeing the movie about vampires infiltrating rural towns where they might go unnoticed. Etymology:<\/em> exaggerate, risk Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-20: 12:31:00<\/em>
Mom is just making sure her kids are exaggeready.<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-20: 19:23:00<\/em>
There’s a New Moon at Twilight!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=chicken<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n., Cautionary advice provided by parents to their children, often makes no logical sense but carries enough emotional weight to affect the child’s behavior. v. To warn of danger through the judicious use of exaggeration. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Awedition: \/aw-dish-un\/ Parents awedition their children because it is a fast, … Continue reading Awedition: Eat! Or you’ll turn into a boneless chicken.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}