{"id":851,"date":"2010-01-28T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=851"},"modified":"2010-01-28T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T17:00:04","slug":"magnetexism-wow-she-never-looked-that-good-when-i-was-dating-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=851","title":{"rendered":"Magnetexism: Wow! She never looked that good when I was dating her…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A syndrome afflicting the recently separated in which the “ex” (i.e. ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or even an ex-mother-in-law) appears to be more attractive than ever before. v.<\/em>, To be attracted to your “ex”.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Magnetexism<\/strong>: \/mag net ex ism<\/em>\/ Dewey Wanter saw his ex Sophia for the first time after their messy break-up at a cocktail party at the Physics Faculty. She hung on the arm and every word of the handsome and urbane Dr.Axel Eration. Sophia had apparently gotten over Dewey long before he got over her. She looked radiant and the whole time they had been together, Dewey never felt as attracted to her as he did now. The magnetexism he felt for her was stronger than at any time during their courtship. Was it because forbidden fruit seems sweeter or that a fine diamond looks more sparkly in a gorgeous setting? In this case, that setting would be the arms of the rugged Dr. Axel. Was this a theory that Dewey wanted to hypothesize about or was he just fission to have a reason to have an Axel to grind? Etymology:<\/em> Magnet (a characteristic that provides pleasure and attracts)& Ex (former spouse\/love interest) & Ism (a belief) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Obsexive<\/strong>: \/ob-sex-ive<\/em>\/ Jimmy was ‘single’ again, without any prospects and ran into his ‘ex’ Jenny and quickly fell into an obsexive state, wanting to be back with her. He began to obsex about his situation and this obsexiveness caused him to imbibe huge quantities of alcohol in a very short period of time.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> obsessive + ex
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Exsighting<\/strong>: \/iks\u00c4\u00abtng<\/em>\/ Words cannot EXpress the emotion of Tim*s first EXsighting since their breakup. She looked so EXotic, so EXceptional he thought he might EXplode. He knew he had to make his EXit and EXpunge the thoughts he was having. Etymology:<\/em> ex (former) + sighting (manage to see or observe) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Exsighting:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-01-26: 05:05:00<\/em>
exquisite word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Myexual<\/strong>: \/my-ex-u-al<\/em>\/ After the breakup, it only took a few days for Gene to realize he was myexual. Seeing Carol at the party, he knew that the attraction he felt for her now was “different” than before. Carol, back on the market, was looking fine after going on the Jenny Craig diet and getting her face peeled. Gene was more confused than ever about his feelings and he was afraid of what might happen if she saw him, so he went into the bedroom closet and stayed there until she left. Etymology:<\/em> wordplay on bisexual Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A syndrome afflicting the recently separated in which the “ex” (i.e. ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or even an ex-mother-in-law) appears to be more attractive than ever before. v., To be attracted to your “ex”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Magnetexism: \/mag net ex ism\/ Dewey Wanter saw his ex Sophia for … Continue reading Magnetexism: Wow! She never looked that good when I was dating her…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}