{"id":856,"date":"2010-02-04T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=856"},"modified":"2010-02-04T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T17:00:04","slug":"assistcant-youve-done-such-a-good-job-emptying-your-beer-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"Assistcant: You&#8217;ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>, To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. <em>n.<\/em>, An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/couch.gif\" alt=\"You've done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Assistcant<\/strong>:  \/<em>uh-sist-kant<\/em>\/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant.<\/p>\n<p> <em>Etymology:<\/em>  assistant + can&#8217;t  <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sluggest<\/strong>:  \/<em>slug-jest<\/em>\/ At first Nan quietly sluggested that Ron may want to get off the couch and help clean the apartment.  When he didn&#8217;t move, she threw him, his skateboard and his 6 pack out the door. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  suggest: to imply or offer for consideration + slug: a lazy, slothful person <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Berationship<\/strong>:  \/<em>bir\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122nship<\/em>\/ Since his layoff from the shoe string factory Rodger*s berationship with Judy has beteriorated. His new job seems to be laying on the sofa besmirching the name of Velcro. Her new job is to bewhittle on his already-weakened self-esteem with her sharp tongue. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  berate: scold or criticize someone angrily + relationship (the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hindraide<\/strong>:  \/<em>hin-drayed<\/em>\/ Despite an excellent pay packet, the hindraide avoided all tasks that involved raising his heart rate. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  hindrance + aide <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=couch\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=couch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Assistcant: \/uh-sist-kant\/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant. Etymology: assistant + can&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=856\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Assistcant: You&#8217;ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}