{"id":860,"date":"2010-02-10T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=860"},"modified":"2010-02-10T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T17:00:04","slug":"antipastogen-may-i-ask-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"Antipastogen: May I ask, what are you doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n.<\/em>, A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Antipastogen<\/strong>: \/an-ti-pah-stoh-jen<\/em>\/ Antipasto off the plate, or antipastogen off the floor, it didn’t bother Tommy. It was FOOD!<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> antipasto + pathogen (bacteria)
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Recovereats<\/strong>: \/re-cov-er-eats<\/em>\/ When his bowl of cheeseballs were knocked onto the floor, Mel sprung into action and quickly began rescue and recovereats maneuvers so that he could continue to watch the game with his favorite snacks at his side. Etymology:<\/em> recovery: the act of regaining or restoring something lost + eats: articles of food; snacks Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

Germunch<\/strong>: \/j\u00c9\u2122rm\u00c9\u2122nch<\/em>\/ Billy*s mom is a germ-a-phobe. Her house is cleaner than a surgeon*s hands. When he went away to college Billy became the antithesis of of her. He would eat anything on a dare; worms, cockroaches, food off the bathroom floor. He extended the 5-second rule to the 5-minute rule. He would germunch just about anything just to get a reaction. Because of his reduced stature his friends often referred to him as the germunchkin. Etymology:<\/em> germ (a microorganism, esp. one that causes disease) + munch (eat (something) with a continuous and often audible action of the jaws) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Carpetdiet<\/strong>: \/Car-pay-di-et<\/em>\/ It was a matter of carpetdiet when Doug, upon dropping a piece of prosciutto on the floor, suddenly dropped to his knees to recover the morsel. Etymology:<\/em> carpe diem, carpet, diet Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Antipastogen: \/an-ti-pah-stoh-jen\/ Antipasto off the plate, or antipastogen off the … Continue reading Antipastogen: May I ask, what are you doing?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}