{"id":869,"date":"2010-02-22T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=869"},"modified":"2010-02-22T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T17:00:05","slug":"asaltandsplattery-oh-no-i-hate-it-when-my-husband-tries-to-dress-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=869","title":{"rendered":"Asaltandsplattery: Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n.<\/em>, A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Asaltandsplattery<\/strong>: \/\u00c9\u2122s\u00c3\u00b4ltandsplat\u00c9\u2122r\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Gerry is a real practical joker. In a case of asaltandsplattery he loosened the lid of the salt shaker and ketchup bottle as he served fries to his guests. Etymology:<\/em> A play on assault and battery Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-18: 07:18:00<\/em>
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Vinairegrette<\/strong>: \/vin ee re gret<\/em>\/ Rosemary knew that her husband Basil was up to his old tricks again. Despite his being warned of the consequences. When she went to take out the salad dressing from the fridge, he had loosened the lid so that she would have a vinairegrette if she tried to shake the bottle. Luckily she was on to him and decided that payback was long overdue. She would artichoke him, then beet him, pepper him with a salt and they’d eventually find his chard romaines in her backyard, where there was not mushroom. Yes, Basil would vinairegrette his capers and rue the day he’d given Rosemary such a hard thyme! Etymology:<\/em> Vinaigrette (oil and vinegar salad dressing with mustard and garlic) & Regret (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Saladmessing<\/strong>: \/sal-ad-mes-sing<\/em>\/ Jim, a perpetual five year old, played one too many practical jokes on his wife when he fixed the lid on the salad dressing, what he called saladmessing, so that it would completely ruin her new sweater. She packed her bags, and handed him a letter from her lawyer. “How’s that for closure,” she asked before slamming the door. Etymology:<\/em> wordplay on salad dressing — salad + messing: to mess around with or make a mess Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-18: 07:12:00<\/em>
nice\n<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-18: 17:22:00<\/em>
like it…don’t mess with the dressing!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Howgrossman<\/strong>: \/howww growww smann<\/em>\/ Her frenzied shaking of the howgrossman bottle left thousand island dressing dressing the island in the kitchen Etymology:<\/em> how gross lloyd grossman sauce Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Asaltandsplattery: \/\u00c9\u2122s\u00c3\u00b4ltandsplat\u00c9\u2122r\u00c4\u201c\/ Gerry is a … Continue reading Asaltandsplattery: Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}