{"id":876,"date":"2010-03-02T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T17:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=876"},"modified":"2010-03-02T12:00:08","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T17:00:08","slug":"ecolinized-aaaaaaahh-its-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=876","title":{"rendered":"Ecolinized: Aaaaaaahh! It’s alive!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you’re sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. v.<\/em> To be colonized by orange slime.<\/p>\n

\"Aaaaaaahh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ecolinized<\/strong>: \/ee kol ee nyzed<\/em>\/ Pathogenia thought she was alone in her abode. It was not until after she had had several showers in the less-than-new apartment that she felt crowded out. At first it was the odd spot or streak on the curtain or wall, but after a few days, she realized she was ecolinized by a different life form. Thank goodness for her new boyfriend, Mr. Klean. He came straight over after her panicky call and sprayed every inch of the bathroom with his essence. The orange blight was eliminated and she was once more alone in her apartment. At least until the mice, silverfish and cockroaches drop in for a visit… Etymology:<\/em> E-coli (Escherichia coli-Escherichia coli (abbreviated as E. coli) are a large and diverse group of bacteria) & Colonized (a settlement; those who settle in a new colony or move into new country; migrants) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-26: 03:26:00<\/em>
perfick!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scumprised<\/strong>: \/scum-prised<\/em>\/ Jenny was totally scumprised when the fungi lifted her right out of the shower and closed the curtains behind her. <\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> SCUMPRISED verb from SCUM (a film, or layer of foul bacterial matter) + SURPRISED (a sudden feeling of wonder, or astonishment)
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Bathcillus<\/strong>: \/bah th silll us<\/em>\/ She showered away, oblivious to the slight shuffling sound of the approaching bathcillus Etymology:<\/em> bacillus, bath Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-26: 07:55:00<\/em>
slimily super<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Grimescene<\/strong>: \/gr\u00c4\u00abms\u00c4\u201cn<\/em>\/ Judy thought she was taking a simple shower. Little did she know that she had stumbled into a grimescene. The yellow tape should have given her a clue. Etymology:<\/em> grime (dirt ingrained on the surface of something) + scene (the place where an incident in real life or fiction occurs or occurred) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-02-26: 07:57:00<\/em>
CSI – Creepy Shower Invaders! Good word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=curtains<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you’re sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. v. To be colonized by orange slime. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ecolinized: \/ee kol ee nyzed\/ Pathogenia thought she was alone in her abode. … Continue reading Ecolinized: Aaaaaaahh! It’s alive!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}