{"id":88,"date":"2007-05-23T23:59:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T03:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=88"},"modified":"2007-05-24T00:04:45","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T04:04:45","slug":"im-clean-clean-as-a-needle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m clean! Clean as a needle!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/dopey.png\" alt=\"I'm clean! Clean as a needle!\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Denyitol<\/strong>:  \/<em>dee-nI-it-ol<\/em>\/ I take two tabs of denyitol and I&#8217;m fine <em>Etymology:<\/em>  deny + it+ all <em>Created by:<\/em> wordmeister.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Jabbergasted<\/strong>:  \/<em>jab-err-gas-ted<\/em>\/ to suggest that i won that week of verbotomy due to the illegal use of anabolic dictionaroids&#8230;i have to tell you that leaves me absolutely jabbergasted <em>Etymology:<\/em>  jab, flabbergasted <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Prescriptstun<\/strong>:  \/<em>pre-SCRIP-stun<\/em>\/ Derek strode into the pretenssconference mistakenly confident that his prescriptstun would convince the world that he was clean. <em>Etymology:<\/em> prescription (they always say it was prescribed for the flu) + script (used to rehearse for the press conference) + stun (shock) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Aghrasst<\/strong>:  \/<em>a-grassd<\/em>\/ I&#8217;m absolutely aghrasst at the accusations leveled against me by my fellow team mates &#8211; just aghrasst I tell you &#8211; anabolic dictionaroids (who grassed?) <em>Etymology:<\/em>  aghast + grassed <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dopey\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dopey<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Denyitol: \/dee-nI-it-ol\/ I take two tabs of denyitol and I&#8217;m fine Etymology: deny + it+ all Created by: wordmeister. Jabbergasted: \/jab-err-gas-ted\/ to suggest that i won that week of verbotomy due to the illegal use of anabolic dictionaroids&#8230;i have to tell you that leaves me absolutely jabbergasted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=88\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m clean! Clean as a needle!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}