{"id":89,"date":"2007-05-24T23:59:51","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T03:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=89"},"modified":"2007-05-24T23:59:51","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T03:59:51","slug":"how-did-you-know-what-i-had-for-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"How did you know what I had for lunch?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The bits of food that get stuck between your teeth, and remain even after you brush.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/lunch.png\" alt=\"How did you know what I had for lunch?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dentritis<\/strong>:  \/<em>det-tree-eye-tus<\/em>\/ His none use of dental floss lead to dentritis, random food debris trapped between his teeth. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dental + debris + itis  <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Morselcode<\/strong>:  \/<em>mor-sell-cohd<\/em>\/ she claimed she was dieting but her morselcode said chocolate <em>Etymology:<\/em>  morsel- small scrap of food code- a mesage that can be interpreted by the few afficinados <em>Created by:<\/em> suzanne.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Embarrasites<\/strong>:  \/<em>em-ba-riss-ights<\/em>\/ i turned up to the job interview unaware that my mouth was full of embarrasites <em>Etymology:<\/em>  embarrasing, parasites <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Evidents<\/strong>:  \/<em>evv i dense<\/em>\/ I could tell from the evidents that ribs were on the canteen lunch menu again this week. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  evidence. dents as in dental. <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lunch\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lunch<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word gam<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The bits of food that get stuck between your teeth, and remain even after you brush. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dentritis: \/det-tree-eye-tus\/ His none use of dental floss lead to dentritis, random food debris trapped between his teeth. Etymology: dental + debris + itis Created by: Stevenson0. Morselcode: \/mor-sell-cohd\/ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=89\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How did you know what I had for lunch?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,10,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}