{"id":896,"date":"2010-03-30T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=896"},"modified":"2010-03-30T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T16:00:04","slug":"mailcontent-aaaaah-my-finger-slipped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Mailcontent: Aaaaah!!! My finger slipped."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em>, A feeling of regret and helplessness, which occurs once you realize that you have just sent out an erroneous email (i.e. one full of stupid mistakes).  <em>v.<\/em>, To send out an email and wish you hadn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sent.gif\" alt=\"Aaaaah!!! My finger slipped.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mailcontent<\/strong>:  \/<em>mayl kon tont<\/em>\/ Tom went from a malcontent to a mailcontent with the speed of a flying finger <em>Etymology:<\/em>  malcontent, mail <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Mailcontent:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-03-26: 11:41:00<\/em> <br \/>mailificent word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Oopsiemail<\/strong>:  \/<em>oops-ee-mail<\/em>\/ Jim sent an oopsiemail to his supervvisor and coworkers while composing a message to a match on eHarmony. It wasn&#8217;t bad enough that he was caught using the company computer for personal use, but now everyone would know that he was using a dating service to find a girlfriend. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  oops(ie): an exclamation to express acknowledgement of a screw-up or mistake + email <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eslip<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-&#8216;slip<\/em>\/ Kimberly regularly stumbled around the office. &#8220;It&#8217;s an inner-ear thing&#8221; she explained, &#8220;but I don&#8217;t let it embarrass me.&#8221;  Yet, she was mortified after her latest e-slip revealed to the entire office her love of spanx. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  e (electronic as in e-mail) + slip (error) <em>Created by:<\/em> thegoatisbad.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Eslip:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-03-26: 11:42:00<\/em> <br \/>E-xellent word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Ohnooomail<\/strong>:  \/<em>oh nooo mayl<\/em>\/ Mr. Bill had composed an e-mail to vent his frustrations with his arch-enemy, Sluggo.  Sluggo was a bully who tortured and maimed Mr. Bill regularly. When he got the venom off his chest and onto written format, he felt much better.  Unfortunately, he accidentally pressed send and the ohnooomail was dispatched to Sluggo&#8217;s computer.  After he regained conciousness, Mr. Bill was full of e-comtrition and vowed to never use his e-mail for evil again. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Oh noooo (regret;lament;remorse) &amp; E-mail (communicate electronically on the computer) &amp; Mr Bill (a Saturday Night Live play-doh character and cult figure whose catchphrase was oh noooo! as he met misfortune each week.) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sent\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sent<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., A feeling of regret and helplessness, which occurs once you realize that you have just sent out an erroneous email (i.e. one full of stupid mistakes). v., To send out an email and wish you hadn&#8217;t. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mailcontent: \/mayl kon tont\/ Tom went from a malcontent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=896\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mailcontent: Aaaaah!!! My finger slipped.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}