{"id":898,"date":"2010-04-01T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2010-04-01T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:00:05","slug":"repreenhensible-excuse-me-but-are-you-giving-us-your-full-attention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":"Repreenhensible: Excuse me, but are you giving us your full attention?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. <\/em>, To groom oneself in inappropriate places or at inappropriate times n.<\/em>, A person who practices personal hygiene in public places.<\/p>\n

\"Excuse<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Repreenhensible<\/strong>: \/rep\u00c2\u00b7reen\u00c2\u00b7hen\u00c2\u00b7si\u00c2\u00b7bul <\/em>\/ Kimberly’s office etiquette was repreenhensible. Kimberly thought she was being sneaky when she ducked under her desk to floss her teeth, but her stealth was stymied by her tenancy to to toss her used floss on the floor. “Biohazard” said Zinnia; “Oftendsive” said Loretta. Etymology:<\/em> reprehensible (blameworthy) + preen (to groom) Created by:<\/em> thegoatisbad.<\/p>\n

Inapproprimp<\/strong>: \/in-ap-pro-primp<\/em>\/ She thought he would be the perfect groom until he engaged in inapproprimp behavior at her parent’s dinner table. He combed his hair, picked his teeth and dug wax out of his ears. Sensing their revulsion, she immediately called off the wedding and decided to look elsewhere for a mate. Although he acted heartbroken when she told him, he was delighted to see that his scheme worked. To celebrate his freedom, he took all his buddies down to the tavern where they could all be rude and inappropriate, and engage in regular guy behavior with impunity. Etymology:<\/em> inappropriate: improper, unsuitable or untimely + primp: dress or groom with meticulous attention to detail Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

Exhibygienic<\/strong>: \/eks\u00c9\u2122b\u00c4\u00abjenik<\/em>\/ Maybe it is because she was raised in a commune where everything was done in a group setting, maybe because she is an only-child, but Sunshine*s employer didn*t seem to appreciate her exhibygienic ways. For some strange reason they chastised her for applying deodorant and brushing her teeth while she did her work as a receptionist. Etymology:<\/em> exhibitionist (extravagant behavior that is intended to attract attention to oneself) + hygienic (being clean; sanitary) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Ablewtions<\/strong>: \/ah bleuw shuns<\/em>\/ Oscar’s manners were non-existant. He had no sense of appropriate behavior in the workplace. For him there was no border between the personal and the professional. As far as he was concerned his office and his home served the same function. Which is why his colleagues were disgusted to find him trimming his toenails at his desk. “How can you perform these ablewtions here everyday…have you no sense of pride?”, said his co-worker, Felix. “And I hope you have not put your clippings in your coffee mug again!” said his other co-worker, Faith.
\n“Don’t worry”, said Oscar, “I put them in your mug instead!” Ewwwwww! Etymology:<\/em> Ablutions (washing, cleansing, bathing, scrubbing one’s self as a daily ritual) & Eww ( Slang expression of disgust or nausea…like yuck or ugh!) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: v. , To groom oneself in inappropriate places or at inappropriate times n., A person who practices personal hygiene in public places. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Repreenhensible: \/rep\u00c2\u00b7reen\u00c2\u00b7hen\u00c2\u00b7si\u00c2\u00b7bul \/ Kimberly’s office etiquette was repreenhensible. Kimberly thought she was being sneaky when she ducked under her desk to floss her teeth, … Continue reading Repreenhensible: Excuse me, but are you giving us your full attention?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}