{"id":9,"date":"2007-03-06T15:54:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T19:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:29:49","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:29:49","slug":"did-you-get-my-email","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Did you get my email?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/email.png\" alt=\"Did you get my email?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dotcompulsive<\/strong>:  \/<em>dot-com-poll-siv<\/em>\/ when he realised that pressing send\/receive had become the most exciting part of his day, he knew he was dotcompulsive <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dot com, compulsive <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Enal<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-nal<\/em>\/ To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He&#8217;s totally enal. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  e-mail + anal <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Eddiction<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-dict-shun<\/em>\/ My boss&#8217;s eddiction is even worse since he got his crackberry, now when we talk about Blackberry and Apple crumble he thinks there&#8217;s been a collapse in the computer industry. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  addiction (physical dependence) + e (short for electronic) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Emalady<\/strong>:  \/<em>ee-ma-ladd-ee<\/em>\/ He has a classic case of emalady. He &#8217;emaladresses&#8217; his sister whilst in the same room as her. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Email + Malady ( = a disease \/ a disorder).  <em>Created by:<\/em> toralora.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=email\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=email<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dotcompulsive: \/dot-com-poll-siv\/ when he realised that pressing send\/receive had become the most exciting part of his day, he knew he was dotcompulsive Etymology: dot com, compulsive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=9\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Did you get my email?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}