{"id":91,"date":"2007-05-27T23:59:50","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T03:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2007-05-27T23:59:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T03:59:50","slug":"a-nose-bidet-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"A nose bidet? Great&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.intr.<\/em> To pretend to be enthusiastic even when you are not, simply because everyone else is. <em>n.<\/em> Fake enthusiasm.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/bidet.png\" alt=\"A nose bidet? Great...\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Actstatic<\/strong>:  \/<em>act-stat-ik<\/em>\/ With all the enthusiasm and peersure from his friends, he decided to be actstatic in the silly escapade. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  act + ecstatic <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Shamthusiasm<\/strong>:  \/<em>sham-thoo-zee-az-um<\/em>\/ she accepted his unexpected proposal with great shamthusiasm <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sham, enthusiasm <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Simuelate<\/strong>:  \/<em>sim-you-ee-late<\/em>\/ When the Team Power business strategy was being taught at work, I found it extremely difficult to simuelate; it was just another plan destined for failure. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  simulate, elate <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Effortvesce<\/strong>:  \/<em>eff-ort-vess<\/em>\/ Even though eating olives made him gag he had to effortvesce over their pungent qualities to become a member of the pizza club <em>Etymology:<\/em>  effervesce (gush) + effort <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bidet\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bidet<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v.intr. To pretend to be enthusiastic even when you are not, simply because everyone else is. n. Fake enthusiasm. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Actstatic: \/act-stat-ik\/ With all the enthusiasm and peersure from his friends, he decided to be actstatic in the silly escapade. Etymology: act + ecstatic Created by: Stevenson0. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=91\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A nose bidet? Great&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}