{"id":92,"date":"2007-05-28T23:59:01","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T03:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2007-05-28T23:59:01","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T03:59:01","slug":"arent-you-supposed-to-use-a-scoop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Aren&#8217;t you supposed to use a scoop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The euphoria felt when sticking one&#8217;s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/peas.png\" alt=\"Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Paradrice<\/strong>:  \/<em>para-dryce<\/em>\/ Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  paradise + rice <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Inpulsation<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-poll-say-shun<\/em>\/ as the owner of a lentil store, my biggest peeve is with people who come in for some inpulsation and then leave without buying anything <em>Etymology:<\/em>  in,pulse[as in peas,beans etc], sensation, impulse, pulsate, npul, ulsa, satio <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Lentitillation<\/strong>:  \/<em>len-tit-ill-ay-shun<\/em>\/ Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I&#8217;m masoor she&#8217;ll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  lentil + titillation <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Circumpodstasy<\/strong>:  \/<em>circum-pod-stasy<\/em>\/ Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of circumpodstacy. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  circum + pod + ecstasy <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=peas\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=peas<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one&#8217;s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Paradrice: \/para-dryce\/ Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice. Etymology: paradise + &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=92\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Aren&#8217;t you supposed to use a scoop?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,3,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}