{"id":920,"date":"2010-04-27T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=920"},"modified":"2010-04-27T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:00:04","slug":"annunull-do-you-think-she-is-overreacting-to-our-surprise-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=920","title":{"rendered":"Annunull: Do you think she is overreacting to our surprise party?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> The shock and embarrassment felt after innocently implying that you are much younger, only to discover that everyone actually knows how old you really are. v.,<\/em> To be embarrassed when caught lying about your age. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Annunull<\/strong>: \/an-ye-nul<\/em>\/ You are cordially invited to Kimberly’s annunull birthday party! Come celebrate as Kimberly turns 27, again. Kimberly is registered at Bed, Bath & Beyond; Hancock Fabrics; and the Birkenstock outlet. Party starts at 4:30. BYOB. Park down the street. Etymology:<\/em> annual (happening yearly) + null (amounting to nothing) Created by:<\/em> thegoatisbad.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-04-23: 23:24:00<\/em>
Happy Annunull, Kimberly!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Antiquenatal<\/strong>: \/an teek nay tahl<\/em>\/ her antiquenatal class began badky when she went to the nightclub only to be served drinks by her grandson Etymology:<\/em> anti natal, antique Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-04-23: 13:46:00<\/em>
Did he serve her an old fashioned? Good Word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Humiliaged<\/strong>: \/(h)yo\u00c5\u008dmil\u00c4\u201c\u00c4\u0081jd<\/em>\/ Joyce was humiliaged when her coworkers threw her a surprise party. Somebody was clever enough to obtain a copy of the newspaper from the day she was born,as registered with HR, not what she had been telling people for years. OOPS! Busted! Etymology:<\/em> humiliate (make someone feel ashamed and foolish by injuring their dignity and self-respect) + aged (that has been subjected to aging) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Mendaciouspause<\/strong>: \/men day shus pawz<\/em>\/ When the kiddies in her office gave Joan a surprise birthday party, it gave her a mendaciouspause to see they had gotten the right amount of candles on her cake. She’d been 29 as long as she had worked there, for over 20 years. How did they guess she wondered? She had been very careful at disguising her true age…hair died dark chocolate brown, wrinkle creams galore, wearing trendy, youthful clothes, etc. What Joan did not know was that the kiddies weren’t blind…they’d seen her taking Geritol breaks, wearing support hose, having hot flashes and most tellingly, they’d seen the big box of Depends in her bottom desk drawer…damn those tv commercials she thought! Etymology:<\/em> Mendacious (intentionally untrue;given to lying) & Menopause (time in a woman’s later life when her fertility ends) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., The shock and embarrassment felt after innocently implying that you are much younger, only to discover that everyone actually knows how old you really are. v., To be embarrassed when caught lying about your age. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Annunull: \/an-ye-nul\/ You are cordially invited to Kimberly’s annunull birthday … Continue reading Annunull: Do you think she is overreacting to our surprise party?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}