{"id":940,"date":"2010-05-24T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-05-24T16:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=940"},"modified":"2010-05-24T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T16:00:12","slug":"zigele-look-out-here-comes-a-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"Zigele: Look out! Here comes a truck!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To habitually object to and contradict other people’s statements, especially if they include any facts or opinions. n.<\/em> A person who finds fault what other people say no matter what it is, and lets them know it. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Zigele<\/strong>: \/-zi-ge-le- (note: the stress is on the first vowel of the word)<\/em>\/ WOMAN No.1: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153So I tell my Moishe: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcDon\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t climb up that ladder. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re no spring chicken!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 And what does he tell me? He tells me: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m no spring chicken, but I still know how to change a light bulb!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 And I say: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcDon\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t change that light bulb. We will call Isak. He will change the light bulb.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 And what does my old ZIGELE say? He says: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcGo away woman. I will change the light bulb!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 So now he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a triple impotent, can you imagine?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d WOMAN No.2: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153A triple impotent? What is a triple impotent? How do you go from changing a light bulb to being a triple impotent?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d WOMAN No.1: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well he fell. I tell you, that ZIGELE fell off the ladder. It was a really bad fall. Oi, vei\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d WOMAN no.2: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153So what? What does it have to do with impotence? What is triple impotence?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d WOMAN no.1: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 he was a regular impotent before, you know\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 except now he has two broken hands and he bit half his tongue off.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Etymology:<\/em> ZIGELE (fr. Yiddish) – a goat Created by:<\/em> XMbIPb.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Zigele:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-05-20: 17:55:00<\/em>
So Moishe is now geschnecktigezoik? Oi, who knew! That story made me verklempt!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Contracisor<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> ericman.<\/p>\n

Lambastard<\/strong>: \/LAM bas terd<\/em>\/ John is a lambastard who tends to angrily dismiss or criticize everything he hears. If he can pick apart any detail and prove you wrong, he will. He doesn’t even seem to really be enjoying himself – he just seems pissed off all the time. He still hasn’t figured out that being friendly is sometimes more important than being right. Etymology:<\/em> lambaste (to criticize severely, berate harshly) + bastard. Yes, OK, I know that the first word is correctly pronounced “lam’ bast,” with a short “a,” but I just couldn’t resist. Anyway, the alternative was “contradickt,” and I already used “dick” this week. Created by:<\/em> karenanne.<\/p>\n

Contraryan<\/strong>: \/kon trayr ee yan<\/em>\/ Marian, Marian, quite the Contraryan,
\nYou argue with everyone you know,
\nIf your friend had said rain or shine, you would have said, snow!
\nWhen warned of the truck, you said it was a van and that was your final answer,
\nYour Teutonic pride should have told you it was actually a very fast Panzer.
\n Etymology:<\/em> Contrary (very opposed in nature or character or purpose) & Aryan (according to Nazi doctrine, a Caucasian person of Nordic descent) &
\nPanzer (German armoured tank) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=van<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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