{"id":943,"date":"2010-05-27T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=943"},"modified":"2010-05-27T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T16:00:05","slug":"purrmeated-why-are-you-staring-at-me-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"Purrmeated: Why are you staring at me like that?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To be woken up by a child or pet who is quietly but intently staring at you from the edge of your bed. n.<\/em> A creepy silent stare that is so intense that it pierces sleep. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Purrmeated<\/strong>: \/per mee ayt ed<\/em>\/ It happened every morning at 4:00 am. Yvonne would be deep in sleep until she felt that which purrmeated her reverie. Her tom cat would stare her awake. He would look at her enough with his big eyes until she was wide awake and wondering what happened to her. He commenced his very loud purring just after he got her attention. This would go on until she reached out to pat him under the chin and behind the ears. He made a perfect alarm clock…too bad she couldn’t set Romeo for 3 hours later each morning! Etymology:<\/em> Purr (a low vibrating sound typical of a contented cat; indicate pleasure by purring; characteristic of cats) & Permeated (sinks in;penetrated; to spread through) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Glarify<\/strong>: \/glar\u00c9\u2122f\u00c4\u00ab<\/em>\/ The cat wanted to glarify his point that more treats and toys were in order so he waited until Sharon had gone to sleep. He sat on the pillow next to hers and laser-beam stared at her until she awoke with a start. The only time she had felt anything that creepy before was in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. The very next morning Sharon went straight to the pet store and bought a crate for the cat to sleep in. Etymology:<\/em> glare () + clarify (make (a statement or situation) less confused and more clearly comprehensible) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Stalkat<\/strong>: \/Stall Cat<\/em>\/ The dog got into my room while i was sleeping, he snook up to my face, and he was all stalkatting. It was freaky, i got shocked. I fell down at the floor and the dog bit me, i got rabies now. Etymology:<\/em> The verb “Stare” and the noun “Cat”. Created by:<\/em> Lazberg.<\/p>\n

Gazerbeam<\/strong>: \/GAI zer beem<\/em>\/ Although I had clearly told my daughter that she was not to wake me up early on Christmas morning, I felt her gazerbeam focused on me, cutting through my dreams, and opened my eyes to see her staring at me. Next to her was the digital clock, reading 6:07 a.m. I mumbled, “Santa Claus says no one is allowed to get up on Christmas Day before 7:30 or all the presents will disappear,” and she gasped and quickly ran back to her room. Etymology:<\/em> gaze + laser beam Created by:<\/em> karenanne.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To be woken up by a child or pet who is quietly but intently staring at you from the edge of your bed. n. A creepy silent stare that is so intense that it pierces sleep. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Purrmeated: \/per mee ayt ed\/ It happened every morning … Continue reading Purrmeated: Why are you staring at me like that?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}