{"id":96,"date":"2007-06-04T01:54:03","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T05:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2007-06-04T01:58:54","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T05:58:54","slug":"verbotoweek-flowers-and-vegetables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: Jabberwocky’s Garden of Verbal Delights"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jabberwocky verbgabbles her way to this week’s Cup<\/strong><\/p>\n

Another strong week for Jabberwocky<\/a> who looked for paradrice<\/a> in a Bulk Barn Store, commited adultergate<\/a> which caused her friends to emobilize <\/a> her. With a possible case of woebegonorrhea<\/a> she didn’t want to get invoved in another threedundancy<\/a> situation. Congratulations Jabberwocky!!!<\/p>\n

Verbotoweek In Review:<\/strong>
\nIt never ceases to wonderstruck me the daily creativity of our Verbotomists. Monday’s euphoria indry beans lead to the new states of lentitillation<\/a>, paradrice<\/a> and ecstapea<\/a>. Tuesday, Edna Sky (ask deny) and her age old, old age, young age problem caused fibbage<\/a>, misagery<\/a> and embellage<\/a> when she hyperbolages<\/a> and manipulages<\/a>. Wednesday’s returned emails summed up my feelings of being emailaise<\/a>, emobilized<\/a> and sendsitive<\/a> when the damn thing is egloomeranged<\/a>, enailed<\/a>, or ebounded<\/a>. Thursday was a fifth-wheel situation four three two one about and they did with feelings of threedundancy<\/a>, matecrashering and threesquirming<\/a>. Emoyions ran high Friday with the killherinstinct<\/a> of some players to trampire<\/a>, janger<\/a> and emoflux<\/a> before they confloved<\/a> and woebegonorrhea<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:<\/p>\n

1. Killherinstinct<\/a> Created by: purpleartichokes
\n2. Emailaise<\/a> Created by: Clayton
\n3. Threedundancy<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky
\n4. Monogocidal<\/a> Created by: Katisms1
\n5. Exagerate<\/a> Created by: rikboyee
\n6. Matecrasher<\/a> Created by: Stevenson0
\n7. Woebegonorrhea<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky
\n8. Emobilized<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky
\n9. Hyperbolage<\/a> Created by: ohwtepph
\n10. Lentitillation<\/a> Created by: petaj<\/p>\n

Five Words That Should of, Would of, Could of Been Top Ten!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

You should of, would of, could of voted for these!!!<\/p>\n

* Apeasement<\/a> Created by: Franneke
\n* Whoppage<\/a> Created by: renzeb
\n* Egloomerang<\/a> Created by: mplsbohemian
\n* Unoneted<\/a> Created by: porsche
\n* Confloved<\/a> Created by: kalieS<\/p>\n

Verbantering<\/strong><\/p>\n

Woebegonorrhea<\/p>\n

Created by: Jabberwocky<\/a><\/p>\n

Pronunciation:<\/strong> woe\/begone\/or\/ea<\/p>\n

Sentence:<\/strong> He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/strong> woebegone + gonorrhea<\/p>\n

Points:<\/strong> 29<\/p>\n

Voted For!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Comments: Woebegonorrhea<\/p>\n

petaj<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 08:44:00<\/em>
\nIt’s a cruel world.<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 09:11:00<\/em>
\nHe never should have hooked up with SyPhillis.<\/p>\n

petaj<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 09:42:00<\/em>
\nNor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna Vanosis<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 12:34:00<\/em>
\nI think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagious<\/p>\n

rikboyee<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 18:48:00<\/em>
\ndinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she’d made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peas<\/p>\n

petaj<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 21:50:00<\/em>
\nNo doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And Clayton inspired a garden of words<\/p>\n

Dysphuriation<\/p>\n

Created by: Clayton<\/a><\/p>\n

Pronunciation:<\/strong> dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn<\/p>\n

Sentence:<\/strong> Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/strong> dysphoria + infuriation<\/p>\n

Points:<\/strong> 17<\/p>\n

Comments: Dysphuriation<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 08:55:00<\/em>
\nJanet was into whoreticulture.<\/p>\n

petaj<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 09:03:00<\/em>
\nGerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly.<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 09:19:00<\/em>
\nCarl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 12:30:00<\/em>
\nsounds like a thHorny problem<\/p>\n

Clayton<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 13:54:00<\/em>
\nYes, but Gerald rose to the occasion.<\/p>\n

Clayton<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 14:05:00<\/em>
\nDamn, “rose” had already been used. I’ll try again. It wasn’t the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 15:35:00<\/em>
\nPerhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn’t been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies<\/p>\n

Clayton<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 18:35:00<\/em>
\nWhereas Janet’s gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl’s horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He’d rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-01: 20:10:00<\/em>
\ntoo funny – I’m splitpeaing myself with laughter!!<\/p>\n

petaj<\/strong><\/a> – 2007-06-02: 23:34:00<\/em>
\nClayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Your mumbling observer,<\/p>\n

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