{"id":97,"date":"2007-06-03T23:59:22","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T03:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2007-06-03T23:59:22","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T03:59:22","slug":"honey-whos-this-oh-a-facebook-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"Honey! Who&#8217;s this? Oh! A facebook friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A predictable but unmanageable emotional response, which occurs when a person discovers that their lover is cheating.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/cheat.png\" alt=\"Honey! Who's this? Oh! A facebook friend.\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Killherinstinct<\/strong>:  \/<em>kill-hur-in-stinkt<\/em>\/ Seeing them together for the first time, she was overcome with killherinstinct. Fortunately, she easily got herself under control, as she had another hot date lined up for the evening. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  killer instinct, her <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Monogocidal<\/strong>:  \/<em>Mon-AWG-oh-side-ull<\/em>\/ On hearing news of his infidelity,  her immediate response was swift and monogocidal. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Monogomy + homocide: The murder of  a monogomous relationship. <em>Created by:<\/em> Katisms1.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Woebegonorrhea<\/strong>:  \/<em>woe-begone-or-ea<\/em>\/ He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic <em>Etymology:<\/em>  woebegone + gonorrhea <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Desoulashun<\/strong>:  \/<em>des-sohl-a-shun<\/em>\/ When he caught Jenny with Robbie, complete and utter desoulashun overtook him. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  desolation + soulmate + shun <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cheat\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cheat<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A predictable but unmanageable emotional response, which occurs when a person discovers that their lover is cheating. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Killherinstinct: \/kill-hur-in-stinkt\/ Seeing them together for the first time, she was overcome with killherinstinct. Fortunately, she easily got herself under control, as she had another hot date lined up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=97\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Honey! Who&#8217;s this? Oh! A facebook friend.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}