{"id":971,"date":"2010-07-02T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=971"},"modified":"2010-07-02T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T16:00:05","slug":"tragictory-do-you-think-i-should-stick-to-the-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=971","title":{"rendered":"Tragictory: Do you think I should stick to the plan?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To stick to your plan even though you’ve realized it’s dumb. n.<\/em> A stupid plan, especially if it’s a career plan suggested by parents, teachers or guidance counselors who want you to be something that you’re not. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Tragictory<\/strong>: \/tra jik tor ee<\/em>\/ Lily stuck to her career plan, which was always to become a famous Opera singer…a real diva. She studied Italian, knew all the words to every aria and dreamed of debuting at La Scala or The Met. But her career plan was on a tragictory course. The one thing that she forgot was that she could not sing a note, never mind reach the high notes a soprano needs to achieve to become a star. Her frustration just made her become a demanding diva instead to her friends and family. Too bad, she never got a Handel on the old talent thing. Etymology:<\/em> Tragic (very sad; especially involving grief or death or destruction) & Trajectory (path, orbit) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Shambition<\/strong>: \/sham BISH un<\/em>\/ Miss Anthrope’s snobby parents always had an ambition for her to be a doctor, because she is smart and really likes math and science. It’s more of a shambition, however, since she can’t stand blood or vomit. Oh yeah, and she doesn’t really like people. But she DOES like the “finer things in life,” so now their dream is for her to MARRY a doctor.<\/p>\n

p.s. And it will be THEIR fault if she doesn’t marry a doctor, because they haven’t fully exploited their country club connections. (See Tuesday.) Etymology:<\/em> sham + ambition Created by:<\/em> karenanne.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Shambition:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-06-30: 09:13:00<\/em>
Shambitious word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jobborn<\/strong>: \/j\u00c3\u00a4b\u00c9\u2122rn<\/em>\/ Morris was never suited his profession but he is very jobborn. His parents always wanted him to be a doctor so that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what he is. The fact that he faints at the sight of blood makes his life a lot more difficult. Etymology:<\/em> job (a paid position of regular employment) + stubborn (having or showing dogged determination not to change one’s attitude or position on something) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Sturnudgeon<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> moonhugged.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To stick to your plan even though you’ve realized it’s dumb. n. A stupid plan, especially if it’s a career plan suggested by parents, teachers or guidance counselors who want you to be something that you’re not. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Tragictory: \/tra jik tor ee\/ Lily stuck to … Continue reading Tragictory: Do you think I should stick to the plan?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}