{"id":978,"date":"2010-07-12T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=978"},"modified":"2010-07-12T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T16:00:04","slug":"deadicated-dont-worry-its-snot-on-your-files","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Deadicated: Don’t worry, it’s snot on your files."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you’re sick and dangerously infectious. n.<\/em> A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Deadicated<\/strong>: \/ded ick ay ted<\/em>\/ He was so deadicated he to emptying ths in-tray, that he managed to clear out the entire department as well Etymology:<\/em> dedicated, dead Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-07-08: 11:57:00<\/em>
With enough deadication you can continue to work after you die. Sort of a coasting effect.<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-07-09: 00:35:00<\/em>
Deadicated…that’s why they call computers “terminals”!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sociopathogen<\/strong>: \/so sheo path o jen<\/em>\/ Larry, who always fancied himself as a leader and trendsetter, was at it again. Feeling his employers would wilt away without him, he dragged his ailing body into the office. That guy caught more colds and flus than anyone else. Of course, he never thought to consider his colleagues, who one by one, were felled by whatever disease this sociopathogen transported. Armed with disinfectants and sprays, his poor co-workers tried their best to avoid whatever ailment he brought to work this week. They never succeeded. It is no wonder they called him Typhoid Larry! Etymology:<\/em> Sociopath (someone with a sociopathic personality; a person with an antisocial personality disorder) & Pathogen (any disease-producing agent (especially a virus or bacterium or other microorganism) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Contagent<\/strong>: \/k\u00c9\u2122nt\u00c4\u0081j\u00c9\u2122nt<\/em>\/ Josh does snot believe in calling out sick. His current cold and dedication to selling homes have combined to make him a Real Estate contagent. His clients are not impressed with his infectious laugh. Etymology:<\/em> contagious (likely to transmit a disease by contact with other people) + agent (a person who acts on behalf of another) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you’re sick and dangerously infectious. n. A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Deadicated: \/ded ick ay ted\/ He was so deadicated … Continue reading Deadicated: Don’t worry, it’s snot on your files.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}