{"id":979,"date":"2010-07-13T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-07-13T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2010-07-13T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T16:00:05","slug":"mockscenity-what-did-you-just-call-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"Mockscenity: What did you just call me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To use alternative “code words” instead of proper cuss words, in an effort to satisfy people offended by such vulgarisms. n.<\/em> A word used as a replacement for an obscene or profane expletive.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Mockscenity<\/strong>: \/mawk sen it tee<\/em>\/ Mrs. Beach, the English teacher hated profanity and forbade her students from using any of these words in her classroom. Kids being kids in today’s society of course cannot speak without cursing. To keep from being expelled and yet express his youthful dramatics, one brain surgeon in her class found a solution. He developed the mockscenity code. When he wanted to use a curse word, he had to substitute the first letter of that word with a “p” and if the first letter was a vowel, he just put the p in front of it. Pam, it worked like a pitch. It knocked the phit out of bad-sounding words and before long the whole ploody class was using it, pell yes. Mrs. Beach however had been a decryptor with the CIA before she retired to teaching and announced one morning, loudly, “The puck stops here!” Etymology:<\/em> Mock (a copy or imitation of something; imitate with mockery and derision) & Obscenity (an offensive or indecent word or phrase) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Proxpletive<\/strong>: \/pr\u00c3\u00a4ksplitiv<\/em>\/ \u00e2\u20ac\u009dWhat the fudge is wrong with you? You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a frickin rock star\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, fumed Iggy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s manager. \u00e2\u20ac\u009dYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re supposed to be a hard-brass who curses like a sailor and the best we can get out of you is a proxpletive\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Etymology:<\/em> proxy (a person authorized to act on behalf of another) + expletive (an oath or swear word) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Poophemism<\/strong>: \/poooooo fem isum<\/em>\/ She let out a string of poophemisms that included a banker, a brickhead and several ducks Etymology:<\/em> euphemism, poo Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Morfiting<\/strong>: \/More-fit-ing<\/em>\/ The boy was morfiting at his teacher for giving him an F on his quiz. Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> WarriorCatGoddess.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To use alternative “code words” instead of proper cuss words, in an effort to satisfy people offended by such vulgarisms. n. A word used as a replacement for an obscene or profane expletive. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mockscenity: \/mawk sen it tee\/ Mrs. Beach, the English teacher hated profanity … Continue reading Mockscenity: What did you just call me?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}