{"id":988,"date":"2010-07-23T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=988"},"modified":"2010-07-23T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T16:00:04","slug":"reformatetion-i-cant-believe-i-fell-in-love-with-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"Reformatetion: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. <em>v.<\/em> To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sloth.gif\" alt=\"I can't believe I fell in love with this guy\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Reformatetion<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-for-mate-shon<\/em>\/ Kat determined at the altar that Martin needed altered so she began the reformatetion as soon as they left the church, despite his protestations and begging her indulgence. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  reform; to improve by alteration, correction of error or removal of defects; to cause a person to give up harmful or immoral practices + reformation: act of reforming or state of being reformed + mate: spouse  <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bodyfy<\/strong>:  \/<em>bod if fye<\/em>\/ He had looked so cute and cuddly hanging upside down from that tree in the Amazon. She brought him home as part of her anthropological study. She called him Seth the Sloth. But now, she was trying to bodify him. Too late, she realized that without the 3 toes on each foot and the ability to climb trees, Seth was just like her ex, Marvin. Except Marvin was never awake this much and his eyes were not as intelligent. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Body (the entire physical structure of an organism (especially an animal or human being)  &amp; Modify (cause to change; make different; cause a transformation) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alterbrasion<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00c3\u00b4lt\u00c9\u2122rbr\u00c4\u0081zh\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ Cindy has done her best to help her boyfriend work on his bad habits. He remains unchanged, seemingly unscathed by her efforts. She, on the other hand, has more than one alterbrasion to treat. Her doctor tells her that she is lucky the friction that developed between the two of them didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t cause her to burst into flames. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  alter (change or cause to change in character or composition) + abrasion (the process of scraping or wearing away) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Addicthab<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> AynW26.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. v. To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Reformatetion: \/re-for-mate-shon\/ Kat determined at the altar that Martin needed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=988\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Reformatetion: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}