{"id":99,"date":"2007-06-05T23:59:09","date_gmt":"2007-06-06T03:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=99"},"modified":"2007-06-07T00:15:37","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T04:15:37","slug":"this-is-the-real-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"This is the real me."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Retouchiness<\/strong>: \/ree-TUHCH-ee-nis<\/em>\/ Constance’s retouchiness was out of control. She got busted for using the smudge tool on her passport photo. Etymology:<\/em> retouch + touchiness Created by:<\/em> Clayton.<\/font><\/p>\n

Phonyshopped<\/strong>: \/phone y shopped<\/em>\/ The only way she thinks she is beutiful if she is so phonyshopped that she makes barbie look real Etymology:<\/em> phonyshopped: phony (fake) + photoshopped Created by:<\/em> hennifer.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pixosis<\/strong>: \/pix-os-is<\/em>\/ Her psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program. Etymology:<\/em> pixel + osis Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Opticaldelusion<\/strong>: \/op-tic-al-dell-oo-shun<\/em>\/ Dorie Gray had an opticaldelusion disorder which was very confusing when applying her makeup – she often sported two sets of eyebrowse Etymology:<\/em> delusion + optical illusion Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Retouchiness: \/ree-TUHCH-ee-nis\/ Constance’s retouchiness was out of control. She got busted for using the smudge tool on her passport photo. Etymology: retouch … Continue reading This is the real me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}