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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Rebotion

Created by: spajot

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Loverrage

Created by: oralfixation

Pronunciation: lover-rage

Sentence: Michael's loverrage created a stir amongst the crowd that had gathered outside the window.

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COMMENTS:

Not bad for my first attempt! - oralfixation, 2007-06-01: 21:08:00

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Enamorage

Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Ee-na-mohr-ij

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Etymology: Enamor + Rage

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Cuckoldamnation

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: cuck + ol + dam + nation

Sentence: And that was it, she was cheating on me - I felt the cuckoldamnation rising within me.

Etymology: cuckold + damnation

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Vileous

Created by: LindsayStar

Pronunciation: V-ile-ous

Sentence: what is the vileuos creature doing to her

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Trampire

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tram pyre

Sentence: He acted like a vampire in a fit of righteous trampire, his nerves snapped like a tripwire and his brain was going haywire.

Etymology: tramp, ire

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petaj There once was a righteous vampire, his brain went utterly haywire, When his girlfriend cheated, he got a bit heated, and swooned in a fit of trampire. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 08:54:00

Poor sucker! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 09:06:00

Wasn't that from the Rocky Whoreor Prickture Show? - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 09:43:00

I like this one! - texmom, 2007-06-01: 15:29:00

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Lovix

Created by: RubyWry

Pronunciation: Luv-ix

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Thats a great word nice going - RubyWry, 2007-06-02: 18:08:00

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Idulterer

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: eye-dull-ter-err

Sentence: While Jessica knew that Henry wasn't physically cheating on her, she saw him for the idulterer he was as he spent seven hours every night chatting with his email pal "Karen".

Etymology: adulterer + i-prefix popularized by apple electronics

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Cyberphilanderer

Created by: SnatchRaffle

Pronunciation: sigh-ber-fill-an-dur-er

Sentence: Steve! Are you on craigslist again? I knew you were a cyberphilanderer. What does her web browser have that I don't?

Etymology: Cyber(space) + philanderer = cyberphilanderer

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Betraifuror

Created by: texmom

Pronunciation: bee tray ah few roar

Sentence: When he saw her in his brother's arms the betraifuror began in earnest.

Etymology: betray - traitorous behavior furor - rage

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James