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DEFINITION: v. To be angry and disappointed (and secretly embarrassed) when your children grow up to make the same foolish mistakes that you did. n. The emotion parents feel when they see their children make the same mistakes they did.

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Horriditary

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: hor/id/i/tary

Sentence: When the Whooples many years later saw the raucus repercussions of their ripsnorting romp in the hollyfuds one fine evening during the merry month of May, they realized only too well the impolite implications of horriditary.

Etymology: horrid + heriditary

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COMMENTS:

erasmus oh yes. very good. - erasmus, 2007-01-17: 11:10:00

Yes quippingqueen! Very good! - wordmeister, 2007-01-17: 23:57:00

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Herediot

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: heh-red-ee-ot

Sentence: "Honey don't you feel like an herediot when your son kicks the ball with his laces untied like you do?"

Etymology: hereditary/heridity + idiot

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Repanguish

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: re pang wish

Sentence: Olive suffered a lot from repanguish, especially when her daughter also got pregnant at 16 just like she did.

Etymology: from repeat and anguish. Oh and it could be from repent at having kids at all, cos really if they make the same mistakes, whats the point?

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Paediono

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: pee-dee-oh no!

Sentence: "I have a feeling young Alex flunked his exams; there was definitely an air of paediono when I passed Geoff on the drive just now ... "

Etymology: from paediatric, (relating to care of children) + 'oh no! ....'

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Genethick

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: jen eh thik

Sentence: The fishy world of genethicks shows more misinformation in our double eelix than had been previously thought

Etymology: genetic thick

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Ragetition

Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation: rage-a-tish-un

Sentence: the man had emenase ragetition when his son stole a car, a foolish stunt he pulled in his teen years as well

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no comment - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 19:01:00

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Stupinheritance

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: stup-in-her-i-tans

Sentence: I thought John would grow up to be something, like me! Instead he stupinherited his father's ability as a slacker!

Etymology: stupid + inheritance

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Parentugh

Created by: Madamemojo

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Kidsgusted

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: kidz-gust-ed

Sentence: When Marnie started dating the biker, her mother supported her decision, but was secretly kidsgusted with her.

Etymology: disgusted + kids

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Dumbosys

Created by: blakyoshi7

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