Verboticism: Pulsoothe

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Legumelation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: leh-goom-e-LAY-shun
Sentence: Whenever Heather passed the open bins of peas, beans and lentils she could not resist the temptation to burrow into them in anticipation of the wonderful legumelation it always provided her.
Etymology: Blend of the words 'legume' (n. the fruit or seed of plants of the legume family (as peas or beans) and 'elation' (n. pathological euphoria)
Podjubie
Created by: guesser
Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie
Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!
Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)
Peagasm
Created by: maddyclo
Pronunciation: pea-gazem
Sentence: Regardless of the fact that it was a barrel of oats that I thrust my hand into at Richard's Whole Foods, I had a peagasm.
Etymology:
Granuelation
Created by: cohenarie
Pronunciation: gran-yoo-'lay-shun
Sentence: Walking down the bulk foods aisle on an uncrowded early weekday morning, I could indulge myself with many opportunities for granuelation.
Etymology: granular + elation
Riceque
Created by: suzanne
Pronunciation: rye-ss-kay
Sentence: A trip to the local health food store was aalways a riceque experience for Jane who enjoyed it more when there was a threat of being caught.
Etymology: risk- a endeavour with an element of danger. risque - something with a slightly adventourous sexual quality. rice- a staple carbohydrate sead crop,
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COMMENTS:
Caught with your hand in the rice bowl? That's very riceque. - wordmeister, 2007-05-28: 13:58:00
yes, i abhorio that kind of behavior... - rikboyee, 2007-05-28: 19:51:00
That kind of behaviour is beyond the paella. - petaj, 2007-05-29: 00:50:00
but what do you expect from these basmati-farty types - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 01:26:00
I know, they are all, bean there, done that, seed it all. - suzanne, 2007-05-30: 09:36:00
They should mind their peas and queue behind the rice bag. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:25:00
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Micropelopitasticism
Created by: Paulefinch
Pronunciation: micro-pelo-pit-asti-sism
Sentence: MMMMMM, I felt pure micropelopitasticism when I shoved my entire arm into the barrel of rice at the back of the health-food store.
Etymology: micro+pelota+pit+fantasticism
Organigasm
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm
Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.
Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)
Manoeuphoria
Created by: readerwriter
Pronunciation: mahn-o-u-for-e-a
Sentence: "We have a name for it," the doctor had said, "manoeuphoria." All her life Bridget had felt only a slight guilt and unease whenever she stuck her hand into containers of small, cool, round, but firm, objects. They were especially pleasurable on a hot summer's day. She couldn't stop herself. Her first indulgence had come in childhood when she would stick her hand--she always prefered her left--into the large jar of buttons in her grandmother's sewing room. Later, when she was older, she had done the same with the peas, rice and other legumes her parents stored in the storm cellar of their farmhouse in Kansas. Now that she was a famous actress in New York City, the gourmet jelly beans she kept in the half-barrel by her bedside didn't quite produce the same high, but she had her memories. It had been a long process describing her feelings to the doctor, but in her last session she had been able to tell him she knew what it was to be one with a waterfall.
Etymology: From manos, for hand; euphoria, for intense happiness
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COMMENTS:
Could i have Bridget's phone number? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:21:00
No other authors in this group?
How humble. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:36:00
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Tinytactilation
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun
Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.
Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria
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COMMENTS:
http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00
Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00
wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00
Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00
Do you like magic? I thought so:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00
Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00
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