Verboticism: Tinytactilation

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Legumexhilaration

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: leh - goom - egz - ill - uhr - ay - shun

Sentence: Marilu had a weird fascination with peas, beans, other legumes and rice and when she would get near the displays in the stores she couldnt resist indulging in legumexhiliration, running her hands thru the veggies, eyes closed, swaying to and fro, humming and clearly in some other realm.

Etymology: Blend of legume and exhilaration.

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Tactileguminosaeity

Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: tak-TIL-i-gyu-me-no-SAHY-i-tee

Sentence: Virna was overcome by a sudden tactileguminosaeity, finding herself inexplicably aroused by the alfalfa shoots.

Etymology: tactility + leguminosae

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Scurfle

Created by: Scattercat

Pronunciation: sker-ful

Sentence: The delibulous scurfle of the clatatat beans filled me with gleen.

Etymology: Sounds a bit happy and soothing (and owes a small amount to the 'scurf of yesterday' which so entranced Amelie, who helped to popularize this pasttime.)

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Peagasm

Created by: maddyclo

Pronunciation: pea-gazem

Sentence: Regardless of the fact that it was a barrel of oats that I thrust my hand into at Richard's Whole Foods, I had a peagasm.

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Blissmati

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: blis mat ee

Sentence: When Judy entered the Exotic Spice Bazaar, the owner, Mr. Patel, kept a close eye on her. Twice before he had caught her with her hand in the vat of uncooked basmati rice. She always ended up with an expression of blissmati on her face when she did it. This time he warned her that she had to but a big bag of it and take it home to get her blissmati, or else the Health Department would shut him down.

Etymology: Bliss (euphoria;state of extreme happiness) & Basmati (fragrant long-grained rice from India & Pakistan)

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Podifeelya

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya

Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)

Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)

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Nerveana

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: nurv/anna

Sentence: Nerveana can be achieved while grocery shopping with the help of pearl barley

Etymology: nerve + nirvana

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Apeasement

Created by: Franneke

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Tinytactilation

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun

Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.

Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00

metrohumanx Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00

wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00

Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00

metrohumanx Do you like magic? I thought so: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00

Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00

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Peakle

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: pee-ckle

Sentence: Beth, tell me if anyone is looking. I've got to go for a quick peakle! It's too tempting .. Ooohhh!

Etymology: pea + tickle

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