Verboticism: Podifeelya
DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Puregasm
Created by: loribethinbaltimore
Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]
Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"
Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something
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COMMENTS:
...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00
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Podjubie
Created by: guesser
Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie
Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!
Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)
Peasureseizure
Created by: Rhyme79
Pronunciation: peez-yer-seez-yer
Sentence: I had the most amazing peasureseizure at the health food place the other day. It was so good, I fainted and the checkout girl called an ambulance.
Etymology: A play on pleasure, minus the 'l'. Added seizure for some rhyming goodness.
Peaphoria
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: pēfôrēə
Sentence: Nothing is quite so exciting to Naomi as a trip to the wholesale market -- all those open bins of dried vegetables. She can plunge elbow-deep into peaphoria. Green or black-eyed, doesn\'t matter. Damn the health laws. This is fun.
Etymology: pea (a spherical green seed that is widely eaten as a vegetable) + euphoria (a feeling or state of intense excitement and happiness)
Innerpeas
Created by: serendipity9000
Pronunciation: in-ner-pees
Sentence: They tried to talk her out of it, but Sally always insisted on visiting the legume corner in the bulk food isle on her endless quest for innerpeas
Etymology: inner + peas (pun on peace)
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COMMENTS:
funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-30: 12:07:00
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Sensipintoism
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: sin sah pin toe isem
Sentence: Dipping her hand into the pinto beans, she closed her eyes and sighed
Etymology: sensi - sensation pinto - the bean ism - makes it an action
Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss
Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses
Etymology: impulse, in pulse,
Graindiosity
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: grain - dee - ah - city
Sentence: The stress of impending meetings and inane mission statements vanished in one fell swoop; the smooth soy ravaging her in sensational grandiosity.
Etymology: Grain + Grandiosity.
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COMMENTS:
I wanted to combine the word grand and grain, but it didn't seem to well. Graind. But grandiosity means, using synonyms loosely, feeling really great about not a whole lot, and grains because the things mentioned were granular. But granular and grand and/or grandiose didn't really work. Grand. Pretty sure I've seen that word before. Grandule...? No, no, graindiosity's fine. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:52:00
great - it encompasses all grains - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 08:45:00
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Podifeelya
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya
Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)
Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)
