Verboticism: Scurfle

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Palmpodstasy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: palm/pod/stasy

Sentence: Wiggling the palm of her hand around and around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of palmpodstacy.

Etymology: palm + pod + ecstasy

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Flipamoly

Created by: cloclopops

Pronunciation:

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Legulas

Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: LEH - goo - las

Sentence: & Anne said to his voluptuously nerdy bestfriend who secretly has a crush on her, "Oooh, the legulas is indeed..." Anne paused and looked at Chris, "Let's go make out. I feel like you look like Orlando Bloom now."

Etymology: legumes [beans and other round thingies because I don't know how to correctly define this] + Legolas [IDK, but it was the best idea that came to my mind. XD]; his charm and arrow mastery is supposed to induce euphoria

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Ricerotic

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: rīsirätik

Sentence: Julie loves the bulk bins at the local market, not because of the lower prices or the convenience of buying just what you need. She just loved to plunge her hand into the open barrel. It is almost ricerotic for her.

Etymology: rice (a swamp grass that is widely cultivated as a source of food) + erotic (of, relating to, or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement) a bit like Rice-A-Roni

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Peasure

Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: just like pleasure but without the L

Sentence: The man groaned with peasure as he wiggled his stubby fingers inside the red bean basket.

Etymology:

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Circumpodstasy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: circum/pod/stasy

Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of circumpodstacy.

Etymology: circum + pod + ecstasy

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Puregasm

Created by: loribethinbaltimore

Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]

Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"

Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx ...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00

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Particelation

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: par + tick + eee! + lay + shun

Sentence: I reached my hands into the tub of jelly beans and felt pure particelation.

Etymology: particle + elation

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Vegistate

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t

Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.

Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00

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Ecstapea

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: EX-tah-pee

Sentence: Barbara is no longer allowed in the "bulk foods" section of the co-op, after she ran amok overdosing on ecstapea.

Etymology: ecstasy, pea

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