Verboticism: Husbreaking

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Husbliss

Created by: Gionuzzo

Pronunciation: HUS-blis

Sentence: After several months of being conditioned by his wife, Jeff finally caved on his maniliness and freedom, and became a basically a servant who does anything his wife wants to do. Yes! Husbliss at last!!!

Etymology: husband+bliss

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Adimaism

Created by: rasumohan

Pronunciation: Adimaizm

Sentence: He enjoys his adimaism period

Etymology: From Tamil

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Minimaleation

Created by: lvinning

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

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Nueterm

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: new-turm

Sentence: Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography - the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran - A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics - Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics - Starting an argument with one's wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping.

Etymology: nueter, term

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Spouseboy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: spous/boy

Sentence: As the marriage evolved he was groomed by his wife to be the perfect spouseboy.

Etymology: spouse + houseboy

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Honeydrone

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: hon-ee-drone

Sentence: It was like a perfect honeydrone for Robert and Alice. He cleaned the toilets. She washed the tub. Naked of course!

Etymology: honeymoon + drone

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Patrimonized

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Since the marriage he is totally patrimonized

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Idiohusband

Created by: buddhashampoo

Pronunciation: ideeu-huzbund

Sentence: "I don't know what happened to Mark," said Shelley. "Six months into marriage and he'd become an ideohusband! I wonder what his wife gave him because I'm totally jealous!"

Etymology: ideal+idiot+husband

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Menestication

pixelzoo

Created by: pixelzoo

Pronunciation: men-es-ti-kay-shin

Sentence: The newly wed's house was spotless, thanks to early menestication.

Etymology: a merge of men and domestication

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Groomestic

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: groom-ess-tik

Sentence: His groomestication abilities had been developed quite favourably but in her opinion she could still clean much more thoroughly than he.

Etymology: groom + domestic

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