Verboticism: Blissmati

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Legudaimonia

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: leh-goo-die-moan-eah

Sentence: Susie was so overwhelmed with legudaimonia after sticking her hand into a bag of peas, that she started crying.

Etymology: legume + eudaimonia (Greek 'happiness or welfare')

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Vegangrosout

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Created by: chlorinejenny

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Podifeelya

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya

Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)

Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)

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Tinytactilation

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun

Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.

Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00

metrohumanx Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00

wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00

Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00

metrohumanx Do you like magic? I thought so: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00

Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00

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Inpulse

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss

Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses

Etymology: impulse, in pulse,

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Nerveana

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: nurv/anna

Sentence: Nerveana can be achieved while grocery shopping with the help of pearl barley

Etymology: nerve + nirvana

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Flipamoly

Created by: cloclopops

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Lentilmania

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: len-tell-maen-ee-ah

Sentence: Sally slowly felt the sprout induced lentilmania that she had waited so long for when she plunged her hand into the barrel of beans at Barney's Legume and dime.

Etymology: lentil, mania

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Podjubie

Created by: guesser

Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie

Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!

Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)

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Peaphoria

Robologicon

Created by: Robologicon

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