Verboticism: Beamdip

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Organigasm

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm

Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.

Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)

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Peagasm

Created by: maddyclo

Pronunciation: pea-gazem

Sentence: Regardless of the fact that it was a barrel of oats that I thrust my hand into at Richard's Whole Foods, I had a peagasm.

Etymology:

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Legumexhilaration

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: leh - goom - egz - ill - uhr - ay - shun

Sentence: Marilu had a weird fascination with peas, beans, other legumes and rice and when she would get near the displays in the stores she couldnt resist indulging in legumexhiliration, running her hands thru the veggies, eyes closed, swaying to and fro, humming and clearly in some other realm.

Etymology: Blend of legume and exhilaration.

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Pextasy

Created by: pungineer

Pronunciation: pex/taz/C

Sentence: Bronwyn worked herself into a state of near pextasy even at the mere mention of a dried wholefoods scoop n save shop - but unfortunately her local had banned her for the ridiculously loud moaning noises she made whenever she shoved her scoop free mitts into the barrel of chick peas at the back...

Etymology: [dried]peas + sex + ecstasy [you've all done it...]

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Hahahaha. Like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:06:00

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Seedlation

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: seed-lay-shun

Sentence: A feeling of seedlation came over me as I groped my way through the barrel of corn.

Etymology: seed, elation

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Palmpodstasy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: palm/pod/stasy

Sentence: Wiggling the palm of her hand around and around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of palmpodstacy.

Etymology: palm + pod + ecstasy

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Sensipintoism

Created by: texmom

Pronunciation: sin sah pin toe isem

Sentence: Dipping her hand into the pinto beans, she closed her eyes and sighed

Etymology: sensi - sensation pinto - the bean ism - makes it an action

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Beamdip

Mrgoodtimes

Created by: Mrgoodtimes

Pronunciation: beem - dip

Sentence: Not since the rice on ailse 3 had Mary felt such elation, she hoped there was but one more beamdip opportunity between her and the checkout counter.

Etymology: Beam (express happiness) - Dip (sounds like bean dip...hmmm)

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Leguphoria

Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: l-ey-goo-f-or-ee-uh

Sentence: Jaquline spealed in delight at the feeling of leguphoria as she dipped her hand in a bucket of mixed legumes.

Etymology: legumes+euphoria

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Pulsoothe

Created by: scrabbelicious

Pronunciation: Pull/soo/the

Sentence: Mary-Anne had to be apeased or she would easily develop migraine, the only way to soothe her pulse was to allow her to delve deeply into the nearest hill of beans or pulsoothe.

Etymology: Dolly mixture of 1. Pulse and 2. Soothe. Pulse n. Vital sign of life or a class of edible vegetable or grain. Soothe v., to ease.

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Hill of beans- like it, like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 13:15:00

love it; great blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-13: 08:10:00

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