Verboticism: Organigasm

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Peagasim

Created by: chrismduenas

Pronunciation: pea gas im (like in)

Sentence:

Etymology: pea, orgasim

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Inpulse

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn puhl sss

Sentence: she would inpulse impulsively

Etymology: impulse in pulse

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Peakle

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: pee-ckle

Sentence: Beth, tell me if anyone is looking. I've got to go for a quick peakle! It's too tempting .. Ooohhh!

Etymology: pea + tickle

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Puregasm

Created by: loribethinbaltimore

Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]

Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"

Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx ...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00

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Peasure

Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: just like pleasure but without the L

Sentence: The man groaned with peasure as he wiggled his stubby fingers inside the red bean basket.

Etymology:

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Blissmati

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: blis mat ee

Sentence: When Judy entered the Exotic Spice Bazaar, the owner, Mr. Patel, kept a close eye on her. Twice before he had caught her with her hand in the vat of uncooked basmati rice. She always ended up with an expression of blissmati on her face when she did it. This time he warned her that she had to but a big bag of it and take it home to get her blissmati, or else the Health Department would shut him down.

Etymology: Bliss (euphoria;state of extreme happiness) & Basmati (fragrant long-grained rice from India & Pakistan)

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Organicgasm

Created by: jimmmm

Pronunciation: or-GAN-ic-gasm

Sentence: While fondling the purple-podded beans (NOTE: see http://www.pccnaturalmarkets.com/health/3603008/ ), Sara experienced an intense organicgasm.

Etymology: organic + orgasm

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COMMENTS:

I bet it was apodalyptical - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 15:54:00

metrohumanx Organic marital aides? Who'da thunk ! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:17:00

Can this be marketed? - Mustang, 2008-08-11: 19:42:00

metrohumanx Thanks for the link, Jimmmmmm - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:18:00

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Podifeelya

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya

Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)

Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)

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Inpulse

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss

Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses

Etymology: impulse, in pulse,

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Legumertion

Created by: diplogreeable

Pronunciation: Le-goo-mer-shun

Sentence: Joy couldn't resist the urge to indulge in the odd pleasure of legumertion as she passed the deep, open barrels of various legumes in the produce section, plunging her hand fully into the split peas.

Etymology: Legumes + Emertion

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