Verboticism: Podjubie

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Lentilmania

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: len-tell-maen-ee-ah

Sentence: Sally slowly felt the sprout induced lentilmania that she had waited so long for when she plunged her hand into the barrel of beans at Barney's Legume and dime.

Etymology: lentil, mania

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Legugasm

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: leg-yu-gah-zim

Sentence: Lola had her first legugasm in front of the young store clerk.

Etymology: legume + orgasm

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Inpulse

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn puhl sss

Sentence: she would inpulse impulsively

Etymology: impulse in pulse

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Apeasement

Created by: Franneke

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Organigasm

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm

Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.

Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)

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Vegangrosout

chlorinejenny

Created by: chlorinejenny

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Particelation

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: par + tick + eee! + lay + shun

Sentence: I reached my hands into the tub of jelly beans and felt pure particelation.

Etymology: particle + elation

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Legumertion

Created by: diplogreeable

Pronunciation: Le-goo-mer-shun

Sentence: Joy couldn't resist the urge to indulge in the odd pleasure of legumertion as she passed the deep, open barrels of various legumes in the produce section, plunging her hand fully into the split peas.

Etymology: Legumes + Emertion

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Organicgasm

Created by: jimmmm

Pronunciation: or-GAN-ic-gasm

Sentence: While fondling the purple-podded beans (NOTE: see http://www.pccnaturalmarkets.com/health/3603008/ ), Sara experienced an intense organicgasm.

Etymology: organic + orgasm

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COMMENTS:

I bet it was apodalyptical - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 15:54:00

metrohumanx Organic marital aides? Who'da thunk ! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:17:00

Can this be marketed? - Mustang, 2008-08-11: 19:42:00

metrohumanx Thanks for the link, Jimmmmmm - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:18:00

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Podjubie

Created by: guesser

Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie

Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!

Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)

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