Verboticism: Apeasement

'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Legudaimonia

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: leh-goo-die-moan-eah

Sentence: Susie was so overwhelmed with legudaimonia after sticking her hand into a bag of peas, that she started crying.

Etymology: legume + eudaimonia (Greek 'happiness or welfare')

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Peasure

Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: just like pleasure but without the L

Sentence: The man groaned with peasure as he wiggled his stubby fingers inside the red bean basket.

Etymology:

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Riceque

Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: rye-ss-kay

Sentence: A trip to the local health food store was aalways a riceque experience for Jane who enjoyed it more when there was a threat of being caught.

Etymology: risk- a endeavour with an element of danger. risque - something with a slightly adventourous sexual quality. rice- a staple carbohydrate sead crop,

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COMMENTS:

Caught with your hand in the rice bowl? That's very riceque. - wordmeister, 2007-05-28: 13:58:00

yes, i abhorio that kind of behavior... - rikboyee, 2007-05-28: 19:51:00

petaj That kind of behaviour is beyond the paella. - petaj, 2007-05-29: 00:50:00

but what do you expect from these basmati-farty types - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 01:26:00

I know, they are all, bean there, done that, seed it all. - suzanne, 2007-05-30: 09:36:00

petaj They should mind their peas and queue behind the rice bag. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:25:00

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Organigasm

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm

Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.

Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)

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Leguminous

Created by: daisy

Pronunciation: leg-u-min-us

Sentence: The feeling of barely between my toes is leguminous

Etymology:

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Legumelation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: leh-goom-e-LAY-shun

Sentence: Whenever Heather passed the open bins of peas, beans and lentils she could not resist the temptation to burrow into them in anticipation of the wonderful legumelation it always provided her.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'legume' (n. the fruit or seed of plants of the legume family (as peas or beans) and 'elation' (n. pathological euphoria)

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Gleedipity

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: glee-DIP-ee-tee

Sentence: Sarah was a obsessive compulsive dipper, whose gleedipity was the bane of shopkeeepers everywhere.

Etymology: GLEE: open delight or pleasure; exultant joy; exultation. DIP: 1. to put the hand down into a liquid or a container, esp. in order to remove something (often fol. by in or into)DIP 2. Sl. to pickpocket, a pickpocket: ie: to "dip" your hand surreptitiously into someone pocket. ITY: state or condition, and with SERENDIPITY in mind

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Inspirational OCD. Good one, O-bob! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:12:00

gleepidity doo dah - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:40:00

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Leguphoria

Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: l-ey-goo-f-or-ee-uh

Sentence: Jaquline spealed in delight at the feeling of leguphoria as she dipped her hand in a bucket of mixed legumes.

Etymology: legumes+euphoria

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Pealation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: pee lay shun

Sentence: It had bean a long time since Peanelope Beanthere had run her hand through a barrel of peas, just to experience pealation. Harry Cotver, her co-worker at the Legumatorium Emporium could not understand why she never used a scoop when she did this. The other staff at the Store: Parquin Beans (he'd been a Navy bean in the War); Mushy Peas (he'd bean married to former employee Sweet Peas, but now they were Split-Peas; Kid Neebeans (a real Stringbean); Scarlet Runner-Bean (she was a real broad bean); Yenta Lentil; Goober Peas (he was a black-eyed pea and a pea nut) and Chili Beans (he came from Lima, Peru)...always used a scoop. When Harry asked Peaneleope about this habit of hers, she said it was a chickpea thing and made her feel closer to her own kind. One day, Peaneleope disappeared forever and it was rumoured that she had bean kidneyapped by aliens, to the Planet Garbanzo. Yes, Peanelope was now one of the Pod People!

Etymology: pea (legume, seed pod of a pea plant of family leguminosae) & elation (euphoria, extreme bliss,joy and exhilaration)

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Congrats on your yesterword, and WOW for today. I've always wondered if PENELOPE rhymed with ENVELOPE... - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:15:00

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Leguphoria

Created by: Andlat

Pronunciation: lEg.ju:.foU.ri:A

Sentence: Experiencing leguphoria is a great way to get your daily serving of peas.

Etymology: Portmanteau of legume and euphoria.

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metrohumanx aaah the noble legume strikes sgain! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:05:00

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