Verboticism: Bictimized

'What's with this stupid pen?'

DEFINITION: v., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.

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Bictimized

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: BIK-tum-ized

Sentence: The infomercial was urging him to "CALL NOW!!", but where was the freakin' pen to write down the number!? Finally finding it right where he left it, wedged between the telephone and milk in the refrigerator, he snatched it up and began to write down the number. But, alas, it would not produce anything more than a small dent in the paper, leaving Bob, once again, bictimized.

Etymology: Bic (brand of pen), victimized

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Comments: Bictimized

purpleartichokes - 2007-11-06: 04:59:00
The noun would be a "bicdemise".

petaj - 2007-11-06: 07:11:00
That would be the moment when he threw the useless calligraphic instrument into the bin.

libertybelle - 2007-11-06: 08:50:00
On the plus side, that probably saved Bob from later suffering buyers regret.