Verboticism: Investmentbanqueter

'Is my money safe with you?'

DEFINITION: n. A bank which pays huge salaries to its executives who bet their customers' money on dumb investments, risky loans, and the inevitable government bail-out. v. To lend, spend, and mismanage a bank into bankruptcy.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/vest/ment/ban/kwet/tur

Sentence: When I was lining up at the soup kitchen I saw the group of investmentbanqueters who had managed my portfolio stepping into a limo to take them to the investmentbanqueting eat all you can buffet.

Etymology: investment banker + banquet

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Comments: Investmentbanqueter

TJayzz - 2009-01-27: 10:10:00
Food for thought! Good one

silveryaspen - 2009-01-27: 10:22:00
Well said. Super Word!

metrohumanx - 2009-01-27: 15:25:00
Only BELUGA caviar, please.