Verboticism: Nueterm

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Nueterm

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: new-turm

Sentence: Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography - the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran - A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics - Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics - Starting an argument with one's wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping.

Etymology: nueter, term

Points: 851

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