Verboticism: Husbreaking

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Husbreaking

Created by: megachan

Pronunciation: Huhs-brake-ing

Sentence: Once Milly realized that Joseph was scouring the cracks between the kitchen tiles of his own accord, she knew that his husbreaking was complete. (Alternate tense: Joseph was husbroken.)

Etymology: From "housebreaking" (training others, especially pets, to live in compliance with one's house rules) and "husband" (the male spouse in a marriage relationship)

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