Verboticism: Idiohusband

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Idiohusband

Created by: buddhashampoo

Pronunciation: ideeu-huzbund

Sentence: "I don't know what happened to Mark," said Shelley. "Six months into marriage and he'd become an ideohusband! I wonder what his wife gave him because I'm totally jealous!"

Etymology: ideal+idiot+husband

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