Medigab: This may hurt a little. So tell me, how are your kids?

DEFINITION: n., Forced small talk used by professional caregivers to put patients at ease. (Not usually effective.) v. intr., To ask insipid questions while subjecting a person to an intimate, awkward or painful procedure.

This may hurt a little. So tell me, how are your kids?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Medigab: /med-i-gab/ Dentist’s medigab is designed to move the patient’s attention past the procedure so they will be somewhat more relaxed.

Etymology: MEDIGAB – noun – from – MEDICAL + GAB
Created by: Stevenson0.

Ompafone: /Ew-mp-a-fone/ The doctor continued to make ompafone with me during the procedure. Etymology: Ompa- funny little people fone- projection Created by: BigKP.

Wompachat: /wom-pa-chat/ The wompachat eased the dental patient. Etymology:
chat- a conversion Created by: danny.

Obligastory: /oh-blig-a-story/ Every six months I am muzzled and forced to listen to the dentist’s obligastory about his three sons – almost as boring as his drill.
Etymology: obligatory + story Created by: Jabberwocky.

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