Jabberwocky verbgabbles her way to this week’s Cup
Another strong week for Jabberwocky who looked for paradrice in a Bulk Barn Store, commited adultergate which caused her friends to emobilize her. With a possible case of woebegonorrhea she didn’t want to get invoved in another threedundancy situation. Congratulations Jabberwocky!!!
Verbotoweek In Review:
It never ceases to wonderstruck me the daily creativity of our Verbotomists. Monday’s euphoria indry beans lead to the new states of lentitillation, paradrice and ecstapea. Tuesday, Edna Sky (ask deny) and her age old, old age, young age problem caused fibbage, misagery and embellage when she hyperbolages and manipulages. Wednesday’s returned emails summed up my feelings of being emailaise, emobilized and sendsitive when the damn thing is egloomeranged, enailed, or ebounded. Thursday was a fifth-wheel situation four three two one about and they did with feelings of threedundancy, matecrashering and threesquirming. Emoyions ran high Friday with the killherinstinct of some players to trampire, janger and emoflux before they confloved and woebegonorrhea.
Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:
1. Killherinstinct Created by: purpleartichokes
2. Emailaise Created by: Clayton
3. Threedundancy Created by: Jabberwocky
4. Monogocidal Created by: Katisms1
5. Exagerate Created by: rikboyee
6. Matecrasher Created by: Stevenson0
7. Woebegonorrhea Created by: Jabberwocky
8. Emobilized Created by: Jabberwocky
9. Hyperbolage Created by: ohwtepph
10. Lentitillation Created by: petaj
Five Words That Should of, Would of, Could of Been Top Ten!!
You should of, would of, could of voted for these!!!
* Apeasement Created by: Franneke
* Whoppage Created by: renzeb
* Egloomerang Created by: mplsbohemian
* Unoneted Created by: porsche
* Confloved Created by: kalieS
Verbantering
Woebegonorrhea
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: woe/begone/or/ea
Sentence: He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic
Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea
Points: 29
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Comments: Woebegonorrhea
petaj – 2007-06-01: 08:44:00
It’s a cruel world.purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:11:00
He never should have hooked up with SyPhillis.petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:42:00
Nor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna VanosisJabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:34:00
I think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagiousrikboyee – 2007-06-01: 18:48:00
dinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she’d made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peaspetaj – 2007-06-01: 21:50:00
No doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas.
And Clayton inspired a garden of words
Dysphuriation
Created by: Clayton
Pronunciation: dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn
Sentence: Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.
Etymology: dysphoria + infuriation
Points: 17
Comments: Dysphuriation
purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 08:55:00
Janet was into whoreticulture.petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:03:00
Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly.purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:19:00
Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well.Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:30:00
sounds like a thHorny problemClayton – 2007-06-01: 13:54:00
Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion.Clayton – 2007-06-01: 14:05:00
Damn, “rose” had already been used. I’ll try again. It wasn’t the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many.Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 15:35:00
Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn’t been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peoniesClayton – 2007-06-01: 18:35:00
Whereas Janet’s gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl’s horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He’d rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade.Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 20:10:00
too funny – I’m splitpeaing myself with laughter!!petaj – 2007-06-02: 23:34:00
Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us.
Your mumbling observer,
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