Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: n. Embarrassing pet behavior; may be perfectly natural for the pet, but often makes humans feel self-conscious or ill at ease. v. To be embarrassed by your pet’s beahviour

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fur pas: /ferr-pah/ His dog burying its face into his new girlfriends groin was an embarrassing Fur Pas Etymology: Fur, Faux Pas Created by: rikboyee.

Chewmiliated: /choo mil ee ay ted/ When Hugo brought his puppy home, everyone thought that it was adorable. As time went by though, it developed a bad habit of gnawing on leather goods, particularily shoes. Hugo was chewmiliated to find that when he held an anniversary party for his parents that the dog had destroyed all the guests’ shoes left at the front door. Shredded beyond recognition, all that was left was a pile unwearable footwear. That dog had sole alright… Etymology: Chew (biting and grinding in your mouth)& Humiliated (embarrassed by;mortified;made to feel uncomfortable because of shame or wounded pride) Created by: Nosila.

Embareassment: /embarasmÉ™nt/ When the family went to the beach, they always took their golden retriever Sam. He was good at keeping an eye on the kids. When he attempted to stop Sarah from going in the water by grabbing her swim suit they all laughed that it looked like the old Coppertone ads. Now that Sarah is 16, they aren’t laughing so much. Now it’s just an enbareassment. Etymology: embarassment (a feeling of self-consciousness, shame, or awkwardness) + bare ass Created by: artr.

Geneticat: /jen-et-ee-cat/ Miss Smythe was rather embarrased when Felix spayed the furniture in front of her guests. But she accepted that it was part of her puss’s geneticat. Etymology: genetic (influenced by genes) + cat (a domesticated feline) + etiquette (a code for social behaviour) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: n. Anxiety caused by fear that one’s body odor may offend others; often exacerbated when required to remove heavy sweaters, or footwear.v. To worry about the way you smell.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ponganoia: /pong ah noy aah/ The midnight garlic salami binge only increased her ponganoia Etymology: paranoia pong Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Ponganoia:

jonzerofourteen, 2011-04-02: 00:08:00
Brilliant! I’m actually going to start using this word in everyday conversation.

Maloduress: /mal-oh-dure-ess/ The fear that his feet smelt like rotten eggs left him in a constant state of maloduress. Etymology: malodorous (having an unpleasant smell) + duress (constraint or intimidation) Created by: CharlieB.

Sweathreat: /swet thret/ “Dang it”, said the Lone Ranger. “I knew I should have never worn these fancy new boots to my faithful companion Tonto’s party. They make my feet so hot that I am afraid of being a sweathreat to everyone there!” It was too late to turn Silver around and go home, so the Masked Man went up and knocked at the flap of Tonto’s teepee. His anxiety evaporated when Tonto bade him enter and told him to remove his boots and be comfortable. When he hesitated, Tonto knew what was wrong right away (he had that esp thingy going) and said, “Don’t worry about your feet,Kimo Sabe, because this is a Sweat Lodge anyway!” The Lone Ranger laughed and relaxed until Tonto said, “Besides it’s only the two of us tonight…” Etymology: Sweat (perspiration;body odor) & Threat (a warning that something unpleasant is imminent) Created by: Nosila.

Halitoesies: /halitōzēz/ The Scout group loved to go hiking. Days of trekking in heavy-duty boots left some of the troop with a bad case of foot stank. One member (name withheld to save embarrassment) was granted a special dispensation from the group leader to stick his un-booted feet out the car window because of his advanced halitosies. Etymology: halitosis (technical term for bad breath) + toesies (any of the five digits at the end of the human foot) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your “just friends” friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of “private” photos and/or videos.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Galleryeek: /gal lur eeeek/ When her friend Giles asked her to his loft, Heather was appalled to find the place was a shrine to her, with thousands of shots of her hanging on every wall. When she ran out, she went to the police and complained about the galleryeek. Giles isn’t her friend anymore, since she got him jailed for stalking. Giles is too tired to think about Heather. His new roomie, Big Tiny, has now taken to plastering their cell with pictures of Giles and gives him long hungry glances. Giles sits up wide awake each night with his back to the wall. If you hang pictures in a prison, does that gallery becomes a cellery? Etymology: Gallery (a room or series of rooms where works of art are exhibited) & Gall (inclined to take liberties;a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will)& Reek (offensively unpleasant) & Eek (cartoon word to describe a squeal of fright) Created by: Nosila.

Covertrusion: /kōvÉ™rtroōzhÉ™n/ Marsha thought it was a good thing when she saw “video surveillance” in the ad for an apartment. When she found a hidden camera in her bedroom wall she wasn’t so sure. The covertrusion was complete when she discovered one in the bathroom. Litigation is pending. Etymology: covert (not openly acknowledged or displayed) + intrusion (the action of intruding) Created by: artr.

Discycho: /dih-sahy-koh/ Although finishing 35th on American Idol in 2008, Betsy Lou knew that she had herself a true discycho in Timmy as soon as she walked into bedroom shrine dedicated to her. Etymology: Disciple – Psycho Created by: Mrgoodtimes.

Pinupropriate: /pin-up-oh-pree-at/ Neil’s collection of several hundred photos of Shelley was wildly pinupropriate. His Canonising had gone too far.
Etymology: pin up (a large photo) + inappropriate (not proper or suitable) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Bellykinesis: /belÄ“kinÄ“sis/ Jordan believes that he possesses bellykinesis. When he is hungry his gut makes more noise than an amorous bullfrog. He somehow believes that the resulting sound waves added to microwaves will lower the cooking time of his meal so he presses his ample tummy against the nuke box. Jordan was asked to not return to his corner sandwich shop when he tried to practice delikinesis. Etymology: belly (the stomach, esp. as representing the body’s need for food) + telekinesis (the supposed ability to move objects at a distance by mental power or other nonphysical means) Created by: artr.

Psychrowave: /sigh crow wave/ He psychrowaved the burger and sat on the buns to warm them. Etymology: microwave psyche Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Psychrowave:

Nosila, 2011-03-29: 23:34:00
Is that like a person who “seers” his meat because he likes them “medium”?

galwaywegian, 2011-03-31: 05:12:00
well done Nosila

Nukenesis: /nook ken ees sis/ Luke always felt his superior intellect allowed him to conduct experiments. He used his enormous brain to try and speed up the cooking of his lunch by what he called nukenesis. And yes his cheese melted twice as fast through this power. He ran boasting to his mother, whose only comment was: “Use your Lukenesis instead and persuade someone to give you a job? You are 32 and still living off you father and I!” Etymology: Nuke (to zap;microwave food) & Kinesis (a movement that is a response to a stimulus but is not oriented with respect to the source of stimulation)

Created by: Nosila.

Tapiocultism: /tap-ee-oh-cult-ism/ Greg never went hungry. He could speed up cooking times by using the right spell from his book on tapiocultism. Etymology: tapioca (a thickening substance in food) + occult (of magic or supernatural arts) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Psychrowave: /sigh crow wave/ He psychrowaved the burger and sat on the buns to warm them. Etymology: microwave psyche Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Psychrowave:

Nosila, 2011-03-29: 23:34:00
Is that like a person who “seers” his meat because he likes them “medium”?

galwaywegian, 2011-03-31: 05:12:00
well done Nosila

Bellykinesis: /belÄ“kinÄ“sis/ Jordan believes that he possesses bellykinesis. When he is hungry his gut makes more noise than an amorous bullfrog. He somehow believes that the resulting sound waves added to microwaves will lower the cooking time of his meal so he presses his ample tummy against the nuke box. Jordan was asked to not return to his corner sandwich shop when he tried to practice delikinesis. Etymology: belly (the stomach, esp. as representing the body’s need for food) + telekinesis (the supposed ability to move objects at a distance by mental power or other nonphysical means) Created by: artr.

Nukenesis: /nook ken ees sis/ Luke always felt his superior intellect allowed him to conduct experiments. He used his enormous brain to try and speed up the cooking of his lunch by what he called nukenesis. And yes his cheese melted twice as fast through this power. He ran boasting to his mother, whose only comment was: “Use your Lukenesis instead and persuade someone to give you a job? You are 32 and still living off you father and I!” Etymology: Nuke (to zap;microwave food) & Kinesis (a movement that is a response to a stimulus but is not oriented with respect to the source of stimulation)

Created by: Nosila.

Tapiocultism: /tap-ee-oh-cult-ism/ Greg never went hungry. He could speed up cooking times by using the right spell from his book on tapiocultism. Etymology: tapioca (a thickening substance in food) + occult (of magic or supernatural arts) Created by: CharlieB.

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