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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Risqusted
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: RIS-GUS-TED
Sentence: Sarah was RISQUSTED when she saw the disturbingly demented collection of photos and dismemberabilia Ted had salvaged from the sorry rubble of their stunningly disfunctional relationship. "Can we still be friends, my Goddess"? Ted asked, with a rodentlike smile. In her many years of volunteer work with the criminally insane,Sarah had never seen a pornoshrine like this. She replied: "I'd rather have a lobotomy".
Etymology: RISQue+disGUSTED risque:pruriently offensive+ disgusted
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COMMENTS:
"To discover" necessarily implies a verb form. However the sheer creativity shown by the creators of the nouns trumps my humble contribution. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 03:09:00
Hahaha I've said this same exact word before...too funny :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-25: 14:15:00
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Pinupropriate
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: pin-up-oh-pree-at
Sentence: Neil's collection of several hundred photos of Shelley was wildly pinupropriate. His Canonising had gone too far.
Etymology: pin up (a large photo) + inappropriate (not proper or suitable)
Trumantised
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: true man tie zd
Sentence: she was severely trumantised by joe's very misguided and very public affection.
Etymology: truman show, traumatised
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COMMENTS:
No doubt Joe was just trying to be trumantic. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:24:00
how true, man - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:39:00
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Porntheon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PAWRN-thee-on
Sentence: Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau.
Etymology: Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, "Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery." Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of "Lewdsters"
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COMMENTS:
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00
walking on Athena ice with this one - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00
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Perviewed
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: PER - vewyd
Sentence: Miranda was both dismayed and angered to discover that her casual friend, Antoine, had a virtual altar containing compromising pictures and videos of her in his bedroom and she became very concerned as she contemplated whom else may have perviewed his rogues gallery and just how much more extensive it might be.
Etymology: Blend of pervert and viewed, also play on both 'purview' (the range of operation, authority, control, concern, etc) and 'preview' (to view or show beforehand or in advance)
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COMMENTS:
Antoine must be a purveyor...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:35:00
Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:23:00
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Kodakattack
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: koh-dak-ah-tack
Sentence: Sue had a major kodakattack when she discovered Bob's bedroom shrine of her half-clad images.
Etymology: Kodak, heart attack
Confidaunt
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: konn fidd awnt
Sentence: her life was a mess. Her confidant was a confidaunt and her private life was not in any way private.
Etymology: confidant, daunting
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COMMENTS:
daunt cry for me, Argentina - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:31:00
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Discycho
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: dih-sahy-koh
Sentence: Although finishing 35th on American Idol in 2008, Betsy Lou knew that she had herself a true discycho in Timmy as soon as she walked into bedroom shrine dedicated to her.
Etymology: Disciple - Psycho
Creaped
Created by: hooterbug
Pronunciation: \ˈkrāpd\
Sentence: "OMG! I thought you were my BFF!" yelped Gina. "Why John, do you have all these pictures of me all over your crib?" "I feel CREAPED!!!!"
Etymology: Combination of Creep + raped
Toxicstalksyndrome
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: tok/sic/stok/sin/drome
Sentence: Jill had to be rushed to the hospital with toxicstalksyndrome after visiting Jack
Etymology: toxic shock syndrome + stalk
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.