Shampathize: I’m surprised that no one else has picked up the ball.

DEFINITION: v. To listen intently and sympathize with your colleagues when they request assistance, and then to simply, and completely, forget about it. n. The ability to sympathize with, yet ignore, requests for help.

I'm surprised that no one else has picked up the ball.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shampathize: /sham\’ pa thize/ Julie\’s partner said he was very overwhelmed with their joint project, and it was Julie\’s turn to call clients. Julie completely shampathized, then she went back to shopping online. Etymology: Sham + sympathize Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Shampathize:

karenanne, 2009-09-18: 15:09:00
Etymology: Sham + sympathize

jrogan, 2009-09-18: 15:55:00
Good word! And I am not just being shampathetic…

Sympalies: /sim-pa-lize/ Ied can always be counted on to sympalies with you when you’re having trouble. He says he’ll be happy to help you, but whenever you need him, he’s nowhere to be found. Later he has one excuse after another for why he couldn’t help. Etymology: sympathize: to feel compassion for another’s trouble + lies: a false statement told to pass for truth Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Sympalies:

galwaywegian, 2009-09-18: 07:49:00
nice

Compassionot: /kəmpashənät/ Always the compassionot character, Bruce was wonderful at listening to the grousing and requests for assistance from his co-workers. He disrecared about each and every one of them. They could always count on him even if it meant working overnaught. Etymology: compationate (feeling or showing sympathy and concern for others) + not (used to express the negative of other words) Created by: artr.

Comments on Compassionot:

galwaywegian, 2009-09-18: 07:49:00
love it!

Sympatigo: /simmm pat eye gow/ He was tres sympatigo, nodding sympathetically while reversing out the door Etymology: sympatico, I go Created by: galwaywegian.

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James

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Scramouflage: You’re wearing that to the dance?

DEFINITION: n. A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them. v. To dress for protection.

You're wearing that to the dance?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Scramouflage: /skram oh flaaahj/ Her scramouflage sent warning signs out through the dancehall and her stare could pierce a male ego at 1000 metres. Etymology: camouflage, scram Created by: galwaywegian.

Vamoosehide: /va-moose-hide/ Jean knew that she would need to wear her vamoosehide jacket to protect herself from creeps, geeks, lechers, perverts and losers; however, it could be easily removed in case a hottie showed up. Etymology: vamoose: scram; go-away + hide: skin of an animal that has been tanned and made into clothing Created by: mrskellyscl.

Shmuckishwear: /Shmuk-ish-ware/ Don’t you realize that wearing shmuckishwear nobody will even look twice at you Leona? Etymology: Shmuckish; Slang for Schmuck and added ish to show ownership of being a shmuckish type of person…;An insulting term for a stupid person or dim-witted fool that dresses to look unattractive on purpose. Wear; To bear or have on the person as in to wear clothes. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Dressgusting: /dress – gust – ting/ It was dressgusting how Irma put herself together before she met a new client. One would think that even if she was a great saleswomen, her clients would still leave her. Etymology: dress, disgusting Created by: mweinmann.

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James

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Chirpatude: I may not have the body of a peacock…

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or “pick-up lines”, do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

I may not have the body of a peacock...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Chirpatude: /Chirp-ah-tude/ Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks. Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just
:to utter with a cheerful liveliness
Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick 🙂
: a negative or hostile state of mind
: a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner

Created by: abrakadeborah.

Narsisilly: /närsÉ™silÄ“/ Andy thought of his pick-up lines were narsuccinct, brief and clear and, of course, about him. Most women thought of them as narsisilly. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Not in Andy’s case. The nothing that happened in Vegas was the same nothing that followed him home and took up residence in his bedroom. Etymology: narcisism (excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one’s physical appearance) + silly (having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment) Created by: artr.

Loosure: /loo-sure/ Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, “heybay-bee, heybay-bee!” The fact that he never got a response didn’t deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest. Etymology: looser (loser) + sure Created by: mrskellyscl.

Cockadittamus: /kok-uh-ditt-uh-muss/ that jackass is such a cockadittamus. his rap is weak but his perseverance is strong. (like mine was trying to spell perseverance!) Etymology: latin for river-dick ? Created by: tommyboy.

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James

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Cacoughany: I coughed up $50 for this concert!

DEFINITION: n. The slow but steady rise of murmurs, coughs or harrumphs in audience. May indicate dissatisfaction, or the presence of a lethally infectious virus. v. To clear one’s throat

I coughed up $50 for this concert!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cacoughany: /kak off eneeee/ The cacoughany increased in volume and in volume. Etymology: cacophony, cough Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Cacoughany:

mweinmann, 2009-09-16: 07:54:00
best definition of the day! Genious

Discoughtent: /diskôftent/ The crowd was not happy. They had paid better than the going rate to see the reunion of this **Super group**. When they were told to be quiet because the group was recording this concert for use in an upcoming album, they showed their displeasure with an act of discoughtent. Etymology: discontent (dissatisfaction with one’s circumstances) + Cough (make a sudden harsh noise) Created by: artr.

Hawkandtalk: /hawk-and-talk/ It never fails…I shell out a fortune for tickets to hear my favorite band and I end up in the hawkandtalk section. Folks, stay home if you’re sick, get better and next time leave the phone. Yeesh! Etymology: hawk: clearing phlegm from the throat in a noisy manner; hacking + talk Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Hawkandtalk:

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-15: 08:10:00
This one struck a nerve.

Ahemaflem: /A-hem-a-flem/ Mr. Swiner Imbecile hacked and coughed and sneezed as he spread his germs wherever he pleased. The crowd took cover with such ahemaflem furor!
They all cheered when
Mr. Imbecile was finally asked to leave…by the Antibacterial Police.

Etymology: Ahem; A throat-clearing sound; often read as ə-ˈhem
Flem;Slang for Phlegm (pronounced /ˈflɛm/) is a sticky fluid secreted by the mucous membranes of humans and other animals. Ewwww! Created by: abrakadeborah.

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James

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Thursday Next, Jasper Fforde’s brilliant literary detective, arrested at Verbotomy

In an unexpected, real-world plot twist, a copy — or perhaps a clone — of Thursday Next, Jasper Fforde‘s brilliant literary detective, has been arrested at Verbotomy. At this time the charges remain unclear, but it is apparent that Thursday, the genre-crossing heroine, has an addiction to wordplay and a habit of breaking the standard grammatical protocols that rule most fiction. In the past, she has also been seen in the company of many made-up words, or verboticisms, as they are called at Verbotomy. However, possession of these type of words would not normally result in charges, especially at Verbotomy where the recreational use of invented words is not only tolerated, but is strongly encouraged.

To test your creative wits and see how Verbotomy is played go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php.

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An alternative reading of the situation, may suggest that this is indeed as a hostage taking. There are no real charges (the game is free). And it appears that Thursday’s story is being offered up as a prize. The spokesperson for Verbotomy, artist and writer James Gang, vehemently denies this suggestion, saying that conditions for the release of Ms. Next, (see official stuff and contest rules below) are “fair and reasonable bail conditions, and should not in any way be considered to be a ransom note.” Mr. Gang has also denied any connection with the “Goliath Corporation“, and stated that the rumors circulating about potential destruction of the Ms. Next’s first book (The Eyre Affair) are completely false.”We would never knowingly destroy a book. Of course, because we are also an eco-friendly organization, we would never let a tree go to waste either. So if a book is going to be left unread, we will be obliged to put it into our recycling systems, so that it can be transformed into something useful — like paper towels.”

Author Jasper Fforde seems unperturbed by these literary threats. Perhaps he assumes that it is just hyperbole, and that the kidnapping of one his characters is really just the act of a desperate imagination. After all, in The Eyre Affair he wrote, “Literary detection and firearms don’t really go hand in hand.”

To play Verbotomy, and win a change to free Thursday Next, go to: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php and invent a word to fit today’s challenge.

About the book: “Eyre Affair”

In Jasper Fforde’s Great Britain, circa 1985, time travel is routine, cloning is a reality (dodos are the resurrected pet of choice), and literature is taken very, very seriously. England is a virtual police state where an aunt can get lost (literally) in a Wordsworth poem and forging Byronic verse is a punishable offense. All this is business as usual for Thursday Next, renowned Special Operative in literary detection. But when someone begins kidnapping characters from works of literature and plucks Jane Eyre from the pages of Bronte’s novel, Thursday is faced with the challenge of her career. Fforde’s ingenious fantasy-enhanced by a Web site that re-creates the world of the novel–unites intrigue with English literature in a delightfully witty mix.

Reviews: “Eyre Affair”
“Filled with clever wordplay, literary allusion and bibliowit, The Eyre Affair combines elements of Monty Python, Harry Potter, Stephen Hawking and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but its quirky charm is all its own.” –The Wall Street Journal

“Jasper Fforde’s first novel, The Eyre Affair, is a spirited sendup of genre fiction-it’s part hardboiled mystery, part time-machine caper-that features a sassy, well-read ‘Special Operative in literary detection’ named Thursday Next, who will put you more in mind of Bridget Jones than Miss Marple. Fforde delivers almost every sentence with a sly wink, and he’s got an easy way with wordplay, trivia, and inside jokes…. Fforde’s verve is rarely less than infectious.” –The New York Times Book Review

“Fforde is endlessly inventive: his heroine’s utter unconcern about the strangeness of the world she inhabits keeps the reader perpetually double-taking as minor certainties of history, literature and cuisine go soggy in the corner of our eye. The audacity of the premise and its working out provides sudden leaps of understanding, many of them accompanied by wild fits of the giggles.”

Free Thursday Next! Win a copy of The Eyre Affair at Verbotomy
Yes, you can help free Thursday Next. Play Verbotomy. The top player of the week starting on September 21, 2009, will win a copy of the book!

Official Stuff:

Prize: The Eyre Affair (Paperback) by Jasper Fforde (Approximate Retail Value:  $15.00 US.)

Contest Start Date: September 21, 2009 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: September 27, 2009 at 11:59:00 pm EDT

For the Jasper Fforde: Eyre Affair weekly author ranking see: See: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2009-09-21

For complete contest rules and regulations please see our Verbotomy Contest Rules and Regulations.

Be creative,

James